QUINTO'S SPOCK SHOULD BE CONSTANTLY SHOUTING!!!

[M'Sharak]

BIFURCATION!

 

[Jack Bauer]

REUNIFICATION!

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

IS THAT THAT THING WHERE THE VULCANS AND ROMULANS WANT TO REUNIFICAMATE?

THE ROMULANS ARE ALWAYS WHISPERING, IT WOULD BE HARD TO RECONCILE OUR DIFFERENCES.

 

[Major Chord]

ALL THIS NOISE IS MAKING MY EARS BLEED. I'D HATE TO BE A VULCAN WITH THEIR INCREDIBLE HEARING!!!!

 

[CaptainStoner]

WHAT!?

 

[Gepard]

THE WOMEN!

OH, WAIT, DID WE SAY THAT ALREADY? IT'S SO HARD THE REMEMBER OVER ALL THE SHOUTING!

 

[Jack Bauer]

YOU GUYS ARE SO FUCKING LOUD!

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Excuse me, my wife and I live downstairs and we've been wondering if you could keep down the noise. It's really upsetting us.

 

[Samuel T. Cogley]

Excuse me, my wife and I live downstairs and we've been wondering if you could keep down the noise. It's really upsetting us.

MY NAME IS SPOCKA.

I LIVE ON THE SECOND FLOOR.

I LIVE UPSTAIRS FROM YOU.

YES, I THINK YOU'VE HEARD ME BEFORE.

IF YOU HEAR SHOUTING LATE AT NIGHT.

SOME KIND OF TROUBLE, SOME KIND OF FIGHT.

JUST DON'T ASK ME WHAT IT WAS.

JUST DON'T ASK ME WHAT IT WAS.

JUST DON'T ASK ME WHAT IT WAS.

(IT WAS KIRK'S ABUSIVE UNCLE)

 

[Classic Fan]

FUCK ME SIDEWAYS WITH A SHUTTLE CRAFT!!!!!!




IVE BEEN DOWN IN THE DOCTOR WHO FORUM FOR WEEKS AND I STOPPED BY COS I COULD HEAR YOU ALL.

 

[CommanderRaytas]

I COULD HEAR THE SHOUTING IN BATTLE, AND THAT'S SAYING SOMETHING. I THOUGHT IT WAS THE COWS MOOING, THEN I FEARED IT WAS THE RESTLESS SOULS OF THE DEAD... BUT IT WAS ONLY YOU.

*BREATHES SIGH OF RELIEF*

 

[Timewalker]

YARRR! IT BE SHOUT LIKE A PIRATE DAY!

 

[M'Sharak]

YE APPEAR PROPERLY ATTIRED A'READY!

 

[Timewalker]

AYE, MATEY!

'AVE YE READ TH' TOS NOVEL BLACK FIRE BY SONNI COOPER? SPOCK BECAME A PIRATE IN THAT STORY.

 

[Jon1701]

THE PIRATEY SPAM!

YAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR

 

[M'Sharak]

R!

Edit:

'AVE YE READ TH' TOS NOVEL BLACK FIRE BY SONNI COOPER? SPOCK BECAME A PIRATE IN THAT STORY.

I HAVEN'T, BUT I REMEMBER SOME IMAGES FROM ONE OF THE OLD TREK COMICS WHERE THEY WERE INFILTRATING A PIRATE PLANET OR SOMETHING AND HAD TO DRESS THE PART.

Edit, the second:

CAST YER EYE HERE. OR HERE!

 

[Rat Boy]

THE WENCHES!

 

[Jon1701]

SPLICE THE MAINBRACE!!!!!

YARRRRRRRR!!!!

 

[M'Sharak]

 

[Samuel T. Cogley]

DID NO ONE CATCH MY SUZANNE VEGA HOMAGE UPTHREAD?

OR WAS IT JUST TOO LAME TO MENTION?