QUINTO'S SPOCK SHOULD BE CONSTANTLY SHOUTING!!!
- Thread starter Samuel T. Cogley
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MR. HOMM CAME BACK IN TIME AND DRANK IT ALL! 
Alright people, I've been getting complaints about the noise. If you lot don't calm down, I'm going to have to call the cops.
WE ARE CALM!
Cogley, I had no idea you were such a Suzanne Vega fan. Please post a Tracy Chapman Spock cover asap.
YOU GOT A FAST SHIP, JIM
I WANT A TRANSPORTER BEAM TO ANYWHERE
MAYBE WE MAKE A DEAL
MAYBE TOGETHER WE CAN GET SOMEWHERE
ANY PLANET IS BETTER
STARTING FROM WARP ZERO, GOT NOTHING TO LOSE
MAYBE WE'LL REPLICATE SOMETHING
BUT ME MYSELF, I GOT NO EGO TO BRUISE
YOU GOT A FAST SHIP
AND I GOT A PLAN TO GET US OUT OF HERE (IF WE WERE TO GO 'BY THE BOOK')
I BEEN WORKING AT THE STARFLEET COMMISSARY
MANAGED TO SAVE JUST A LITTLE BIT OF CREDITS
WE WON'T HAVE TO WARP TOO FAR
JUST CROSS THE ROMULAN NEUTRAL ZONE AND INTO THE CITY
YOU AND I CAN BOTH GET JOBS
AND FINALLY SEE WHAT IT MEANS TO BE LIVING (LIVING, JIM, BUT NOT AS WE KNOW IT)
YOU SEE, MY OLD MAN'S GOT A PROBLEM
HE LIVE WITH THE SAURIAN BRANDY, THAT'S THE WAY IT IS
HE SAYS HIS BODY'S TOO OLD FOR WORKING (LIVING TOO LONG, BUT NOT PROSPERING)
I SAY HIS BODY'S TOO YOUNG TO LOOK LIKE HIS (NOT TO MENTION THE BENDII SYNDROME)
MAMA GRAYSON WENT OFF AND LEFT HIM
SHE WANTED MORE FROM LIFE THAN HE COULD GIVE (A FEW LAUGHS)
I SAID SOMEBODY'S GOT TO TAKE CARE OF HIM
SO I QUIT STARFLEET AND THAT'S WHAT I DID
YOU GOT A FAST SHIP
BUT IS IT FAST ENOUGH TO MAKE THE KESSEL RUN IN LESS THAN 12 PARSECS? (WRONG SHOW)
WE GOTTA MAKE A COMMAND DECISION
WE LEAVE TONIGHT OR LIVE (LONG AND PROSPER) AND DIE THIS WAY
I REMEMBER WE WERE FLYING, FLYING IN YOUR SHIP
THE WARP SPEED SO FAST, FELT LIKE I WAS DRUNK (ON ROMULAN ALE)
STAR LIGHTS LAY OUT BEFORE US
AND YOUR ARM FELT NICE WRAPPED ROUND MY SHOULDER, JIM
AND I HAD A HUMAN FEELING THAT I BELONGED
AND I HAD A FEELING I COULD BE HUMAN, BE HUMAN, BE HUMAN
YOU GOT A FAST SHIP
AND WE GO CRUISING TO ENTERTAIN OURSELVES
YOU STILL AIN'T GOT A JOB
AND I WORK IN A MARKET AS A CHECKOUT GIRL (PHOTOSHOP, PLEASE!!!)
I KNOW THINGS WILL GET BETTER
YOU'LL GET ASSIGNED AND I'LL GET PROMOTED
WE'LL MOVE OUT OF THE SHELTER
BUY A BIG HOUSE AND LIVE IN THE NEXUS
YOU GOT A FAST SHIP
AND I GOT A JOB THAT PAYS ALL OUR BILLS
YOU STAY OUT DRINKING LATE AT THE BAR (WATCH OUT FOR THE NAUSICAANS!)
SEE MORE OF YOUR FRIENDS THAN YOU DO DAVID MARCUS
I'D ALWAYS HOPED FOR BETTER
THOUGHT MAYBE TOGETHER YOU AND ME WOULD FIND IT
I GOT NO PLANS, I AIN'T GOING NOWHERE
SO TAKE YOUR FAST SHIP AND KEEP ON FLYING (SECOND STAR TO THE RIGHT, AND STRAIGHT ON TIL MORNING)
YOU GOT A FAST SHIP
BUT IS IT FAST ENOUGH TO MAKE THE KESSEL RUN IN LESS THAN 12 PARSECS?
WE GOTTA MAKE A COMMAND DECISION
WE LEAVE TONIGHT OR LIVE (LONG AND PROSPER) AND DIE THIS WAY
I WANT A TRANSPORTER BEAM TO ANYWHERE
MAYBE WE MAKE A DEAL
MAYBE TOGETHER WE CAN GET SOMEWHERE
ANY PLANET IS BETTER
STARTING FROM WARP ZERO, GOT NOTHING TO LOSE
MAYBE WE'LL REPLICATE SOMETHING
BUT ME MYSELF, I GOT NO EGO TO BRUISE
YOU GOT A FAST SHIP
AND I GOT A PLAN TO GET US OUT OF HERE (IF WE WERE TO GO 'BY THE BOOK')
I BEEN WORKING AT THE STARFLEET COMMISSARY
MANAGED TO SAVE JUST A LITTLE BIT OF CREDITS
WE WON'T HAVE TO WARP TOO FAR
JUST CROSS THE ROMULAN NEUTRAL ZONE AND INTO THE CITY
YOU AND I CAN BOTH GET JOBS
AND FINALLY SEE WHAT IT MEANS TO BE LIVING (LIVING, JIM, BUT NOT AS WE KNOW IT)
YOU SEE, MY OLD MAN'S GOT A PROBLEM
HE LIVE WITH THE SAURIAN BRANDY, THAT'S THE WAY IT IS
HE SAYS HIS BODY'S TOO OLD FOR WORKING (LIVING TOO LONG, BUT NOT PROSPERING)
I SAY HIS BODY'S TOO YOUNG TO LOOK LIKE HIS (NOT TO MENTION THE BENDII SYNDROME)
MAMA GRAYSON WENT OFF AND LEFT HIM
SHE WANTED MORE FROM LIFE THAN HE COULD GIVE (A FEW LAUGHS)
I SAID SOMEBODY'S GOT TO TAKE CARE OF HIM
SO I QUIT STARFLEET AND THAT'S WHAT I DID
YOU GOT A FAST SHIP
BUT IS IT FAST ENOUGH TO MAKE THE KESSEL RUN IN LESS THAN 12 PARSECS? (WRONG SHOW)
WE GOTTA MAKE A COMMAND DECISION
WE LEAVE TONIGHT OR LIVE (LONG AND PROSPER) AND DIE THIS WAY
I REMEMBER WE WERE FLYING, FLYING IN YOUR SHIP
THE WARP SPEED SO FAST, FELT LIKE I WAS DRUNK (ON ROMULAN ALE)
STAR LIGHTS LAY OUT BEFORE US
AND YOUR ARM FELT NICE WRAPPED ROUND MY SHOULDER, JIM
AND I HAD A HUMAN FEELING THAT I BELONGED
AND I HAD A FEELING I COULD BE HUMAN, BE HUMAN, BE HUMAN
YOU GOT A FAST SHIP
AND WE GO CRUISING TO ENTERTAIN OURSELVES
YOU STILL AIN'T GOT A JOB
AND I WORK IN A MARKET AS A CHECKOUT GIRL (PHOTOSHOP, PLEASE!!!)
I KNOW THINGS WILL GET BETTER
YOU'LL GET ASSIGNED AND I'LL GET PROMOTED
WE'LL MOVE OUT OF THE SHELTER
BUY A BIG HOUSE AND LIVE IN THE NEXUS
YOU GOT A FAST SHIP
AND I GOT A JOB THAT PAYS ALL OUR BILLS
YOU STAY OUT DRINKING LATE AT THE BAR (WATCH OUT FOR THE NAUSICAANS!)
SEE MORE OF YOUR FRIENDS THAN YOU DO DAVID MARCUS
I'D ALWAYS HOPED FOR BETTER
THOUGHT MAYBE TOGETHER YOU AND ME WOULD FIND IT
I GOT NO PLANS, I AIN'T GOING NOWHERE
SO TAKE YOUR FAST SHIP AND KEEP ON FLYING (SECOND STAR TO THE RIGHT, AND STRAIGHT ON TIL MORNING)
YOU GOT A FAST SHIP
BUT IS IT FAST ENOUGH TO MAKE THE KESSEL RUN IN LESS THAN 12 PARSECS?
WE GOTTA MAKE A COMMAND DECISION
WE LEAVE TONIGHT OR LIVE (LONG AND PROSPER) AND DIE THIS WAY
GOOD EFFORT SAM
I WAS ESPECIALLY PROUD OF THIS LINE:
BUT ME MYSELF, I GOT NO EGO TO BRUISE
GOOD EFFORT SAM
I WAS ESPECIALLY PROUD OF THIS LINE:
BUT ME MYSELF, I GOT NO EGO TO BRUISE
DO YOU PROCEED FROM A FALSE ASSUMPTION?
ALSO, THIS THREAD NEEDS MORE MUPPETS.
ANIMAAAAAAAAAL!
DO YOU REMEMBER ERIC IDLE ON SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE SINGING "HERE COMES THE SUN"?GOOD EFFORT SAM
SOMEHOW, I JUST CAN'T SEE TRACEY CHAPMAN SHOUTING. SHE WAS TOO SOFTLY SPOKEN.
THE WOMB-MEN!!!
WHAT, NO SHOUTING IN NEARLY A WEEK? SPEAK UP, PEOPLE, I CAN'T HEAR YOU!... 
THAT'S MORE LIKE IT! 
MARK LENARD IS RIGHT OUT KRIEG CHA!
FROM THE TOS CAPTION CONTEST:
Spock (on screen): "THE WOMEN!"
Kirk, Mendez, Scotty, McCoy: *laughter*
Kirk: "Play it again!"
Pike: "Beep."
Spock (on screen): "THE WOMEN!"
McCoy: "That's the funniest shit I've ever seen!"
Spock: "Can we get back to the trial, please?"
Spock (on screen): "THE WOMEN!"
Spock: "Schmucks."
Spock (on screen): "THE WOMEN!"
Kirk, Mendez, Scotty, McCoy: *laughter*
Kirk: "Play it again!"
Pike: "Beep."
Spock (on screen): "THE WOMEN!"
McCoy: "That's the funniest shit I've ever seen!"
Spock: "Can we get back to the trial, please?"
Spock (on screen): "THE WOMEN!"
Spock: "Schmucks."
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