Prostitutes required to wear relective vests...

[trekkiedane]

Why stop here? Surely these "ladies of the night" walk during ... gasp ... the NIGHT, so they should be like bicycles (since everybody gets to ride) and have a white light in front, and a blinking red light on their backs, and red reflector strips on the back heel of their shoes.

And when they pick a spot and "engage" in the act, orange safety cones should be placed around, with "Wet Floor" signs appropriately placed.

And obviously the rather mundane ancient safety-tool of the trade should be of the glow-in-the-dark variety.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Why stop here? Surely these "ladies of the night" walk during ... gasp ... the NIGHT, so they should be like bicycles (since everybody gets to ride) and have a white light in front, and a blinking red light on their backs, and red reflector strips on the back heel of their shoes.

And when they pick a spot and "engage" in the act, orange safety cones should be placed around, with "Wet Floor" signs appropriately placed.

And obviously the rather mundane ancient safety-tool of the trade should be of the glow-in-the-dark variety.

That would be the light that, from afar in the dark, seems to go "Off" and "On"...

 

[wamdue]

great if you have a fetish for such clothing, no need to pay extra, it now comes as standard.

 

[RJDiogenes]

They should have headlights.

 

[scotpens]

So now you can see them coming.(groan)

I'l get me coat, the one with the high visibility vest.

(My apologies for that rather gross play on words.)

I don't get it.

Think about the bolded part for a minute.

It's not exactly the da Vinci Code.

Sorry, I'm still missing something.

Care to spell it out for me?

 

[Locutus of Bored]

I don't get it.

Think about the bolded part for a minute.

It's not exactly the da Vinci Code.

Sorry, I'm still missing something.

Care to spell it out for me?

So now you can see them cumming.

Prostitutes. Having sex. Wearing reflective vests.

Now if we're done over-explaining that there's a great joke about a Ferengi in a gorilla suit I'd like to tell you.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

They should have headlights.

The expensive ones already do ...

 

[scotpens]

So now you can see them cumming.

Prostitutes. Having sex. Wearing reflective vests.

Now if we're done over-explaining that there's a great joke about a Ferengi in a gorilla suit I'd like to tell you.

I understand what “coming” (or “cumming”) is. I wasn't raised in a convent.

I thought you were referring to the second sentence -- “I'll get me coat, the one with the high visibility vest” -- when you mentioned a “play on words.” Guess I was overthinking it.

Anyway, the idea works for me.

 

[M'Sharak]

So now you can see them cumming.

Prostitutes. Having sex. Wearing reflective vests.

Now if we're done over-explaining that there's a great joke about a Ferengi in a gorilla suit I'd like to tell you.

I understand what “coming” (or “cumming”) is. I wasn't raised in a convent.

I thought you were referring to the second sentence -- “I'll get me coat, the one with the high visibility vest” -- when you mentioned a “play on words.” Guess I was overthinking it.

The "I'll get me coat" part is also a reference to a recurring line from The Fast Show - one which has had enough play around here to have become familiar, even if (like me) you've never actually seen the program in question.

And as far as wordplay on "coming" goes, I think Mel Brooks has still got the edge on that one.

 

[RJDiogenes]

They should have headlights.

The expensive ones already do ...

Not to mention high beams.

 

[Haggis and tatties]

So now you can see them cumming.

Prostitutes. Having sex. Wearing reflective vests.

Now if we're done over-explaining that there's a great joke about a Ferengi in a gorilla suit I'd like to tell you.

I understand what “coming” (or “cumming”) is. I wasn't raised in a convent.

I thought you were referring to the second sentence -- “I'll get me coat, the one with the high visibility vest” -- when you mentioned a “play on words.” Guess I was overthinking it.

The "I'll get me coat" part is also a reference to a recurring line from The Fast Show - one which has had enough play around here to have become familiar, even if (like me) you've never actually seen the program in question.

And as far as wordplay on "coming" goes, I think Mel Brooks has still got the edge on that one.

Well after all that i think it only fair that i actually do "Get me coat"

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

So now you can see them cumming.

Prostitutes. Having sex. Wearing reflective vests.

Now if we're done over-explaining that there's a great joke about a Ferengi in a gorilla suit I'd like to tell you.

I understand what “coming” (or “cumming”) is. I wasn't raised in a convent.

I thought you were referring to the second sentence -- “I'll get me coat, the one with the high visibility vest” -- when you mentioned a “play on words.” Guess I was overthinking it.

The "I'll get me coat" part is also a reference to a recurring line from The Fast Show - one which has had enough play around here to have become familiar, even if (like me) you've never actually seen the program in question.

And as far as wordplay on "coming" goes, I think Mel Brooks has still got the edge on that one.

We're edging now, too?

 

[Mr Silver]

Its a good idea...however,

I think Prostitutes needs to be regulated more thoroughly in some countries (particulary my own- the UK), its not exactly a glamorous job, however there needs to be more protection for working girls, steps such as legalising Brothels (we're not going to put a stop to Prostitution overnight) to get the girls of the streets and into a safe place that can be staffed with Security, Doormen and that will be subject to random inspections is a small step in insuring safety of these women

Furthermore, I think several European Countries need to rethink their Slavery Prostitution policies, because too much of it is happening, being sold into Prostitution, disguised as an offer to make a living is downright disgusting, yet its still happening and really several Governments are letting it happen

If the Governments are so worried about expenditure, why not legalise Brothels and then Tax them? At least working girls would be getting a safe environment, better rights and the Governments would then perhaps consider investing resources into preventing illegal Sex Trades

 

[Amaris]

Its a good idea...however,

I think Prostitutes needs to be regulated more thoroughly in some countries (particulary my own- the UK), its not exactly a glamorous job, however there needs to be more protection for working girls, steps such as legalising Brothels (we're not going to put a stop to Prostitution overnight) to get the girls of the streets and into a safe place that can be staffed with Security, Doormen and that will be subject to random inspections is a small step in insuring safety of these women

Furthermore, I think several European Countries need to rethink their Slavery Prostitution policies, because too much of it is happening, being sold into Prostitution, disguised as an offer to make a living is downright disgusting, yet its still happening and really several Governments are letting it happen

If the Governments are so worried about expenditure, why not legalise Brothels and then Tax them? At least working girls would be getting a safe environment, better rights and the Governments would then perhaps consider investing resources into preventing illegal Sex Trades

Same issue needs addressed here in the U.S. In most places, prostitution is illegal, but it goes on anyway. No one is ever going to stop the world's oldest profession, so what they need to do is regulate it, tax it, and offer a level of protection for everyone involved.