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Prometheus 2: Apparently it's happening

It's too bad there's so much poor response to this film. I thought it was pretty good. Not great...but "pretty good." It was entertaining. It thrilled me at the right moments, that's really all I was looking for. I actually liked the characters, too.

I liked Prometheus...but I thought this was just a little better.

1. Alien

2. Aliens
3. Alien3


4. Alien Covenant
5. Prometheus



6. Alien Resurrection






7. Alien vs. Predator














8. Alien vs. Predator Requiem
 
My biggest complaint (nerd alert) is the short shrift given to the Alien gestation lifecycle. In the first three films, the process took a day or three. For me, THAT was part of the horror. That slow burn...and knowing that a parasite may be growing inside you slowly...EEEHHHHCCCHHHH!

Seems like since Alien 3, the gestation and later growth cycle is just sped up to the point of ridiculousness. It actually takes away from the terror of how horrible a process this is. That's my biggest complaint about where the franchise has gone. And, admittedly, it's a minor one (but it's also one that would have been easy to fix...so it's disappointing).
 
^To be fair, we don't know the gestation cycle in Alien: Resurrection, but Leland Orser went the whole movie with the alien embryo inside of him. It was really around AvP: Alien vs. Predator that we got the ridiculously short incubation periods.
 
Remember, this is the PROTOmorph. The Neomorph, with its lightning-fast gestation/growth, was the beta of that. The refined 1979 Xenomorph is still to come.
David simply may not have figured out yet which gene controls developmental rate (or had a good reason yet to slow it down). He's got all of seven years now to refine the Xeno recipe further, with lots of test subjects to work with and the Covenant with its cutting-edge tech as the lab.

Think Portal with a ship full of Chells, no portal gun and him as GLaDOS.
 
OK...haven't seen it but need to ask...


From my understanding, there are a couple thousand colonists in stasis. So basically a whole colony is gone (again)? Not only does the fast gestation make no sense, but neither does the earth sending MORE people to be colonists, and none survive. Was Covenant supposed to be the first earth colony? If so, seems like mankind was ridiculously gung ho to try again
 
^To be fair, we don't know the gestation cycle in Alien: Resurrection, but Leland Orser went the whole movie with the alien embryo inside of him. It was really around AvP: Alien vs. Predator that we got the ridiculously short incubation periods.

You are correct about Leland. Good call.
 
Purvis (Leland's character), if I recall right from the novelization, had a thyroid disorder that slowed the embryo's growth down. All the rest of the Firefl - Betty's 'cargo' had long since given birth by the time Ripley 8 and the crew found him.

As for your spoiler, Morpheus 02...

One is pure greed. There's gold, diamonds, etc. in dem dar star systems. The colony crews knew the risks when they signed up, as did the Company that sent them. Weyland-Yutani's big enough to absorb a few losses.

The other: Between nuclear war, overpopulation and 'global warming,' Earth in the Alien era is slowly becoming uninhabitable. The Blade Runner films, which apparently take place in the Alien universe, give you a unvarnished glimpse of how bad things were getting decades before the current film. Fast forward nearly 300 years from that, and you can understand why Ron Perlman's Johner would rather take his chances on a ship full of Xenos than land there. Mankind's heading out to the stars, ready or not, because they've GOT to.
 
OK, saw this thing.

Bad:
1. I thought it was supposed to be scary? On the other hand, it was sad.
2. Setting it before Alien, or setting it up for a sequel is cool, deliberately toning the xenomorph down was not. They killed the two creatures pretty quickly. Understandable with the weaponry they got, but nothing like Ripley's final face-offs in either Alien and Aliens, both of which were partially emulated here (or got nods to, at least). From the moment they saw the strange truck-like thing in the terraforming bay, you should have known there was little reason for it to be in the film other than smack the xenomorph's ass like Ripley's exoskeleton. I'm a little bit slow, so I got the hint when Daniels said ‘my territory’. It was actually good, however, I was mentally still at a point where I thought we were barely getting started, and the film ended.

Kicking it off with two neomorph was underwhelming as well. (It's not like the face hugger → chest buster → xenomorph thing was that brilliant on its own, it was the actual storyline that made it so, so there's little point to be building up to it slowly. Well, I guess there is now – to show what a maniac David is.)
3. Prometheus is still canon :barf:
4. I think I'm starting to hate theatres. I just noticed there were other people in them.

Good:
1. David's memory of descending upon the poor doomed world was extraordinary. This once undeveloped (?) but thriving civilisation that got ended so suddenly like this is fascinating, harrowing, and brilliant in a way. Entering the ruins of the city was just as horrifying, I was on the edge of my seat when I saw the first body wrapped around the bars of entry (exit!) way, but I was never prepared to see that field of death. There wasn't a better spot for this to take place, everything from the graveyard, to the hint of history, to David's lair. Absolutely stunning setting, 12/10. (And the second lander even failed to acknowledge it when they landed in the middle of it...)
2. Before ever seeing Alien, I thought it would attack me in the bathroom for some reason, tying around me while I'm lying in the bathtub. I guess got my anti-wish, in a way.
3. For some reason, this month somehow I got this idea of a xenomorph “side-kick”. As if I would keep one as a pet... I apologise, partner (intelligent creatures can't be pets). So David's affection for them frighteningly reminded me of it. I now have to bleach my brain for ever imagining that, as I feel like I'm like David :guffaw:
4. David was a fantastic character. He fooled me after I suspected him from his very first scene. Both times. At no point I was certain of where he stood, constantly going back and forth. Even when I saw him kill everyone in that city, I wasn't quite sure did he do it, was he saddened by it, happy or all three.
4. Peter Weyland is one big asshole. No wonder he would create that kind of android.

On the fence:
1. So... How did the Engineer ship end up on LV-426 with David's creation on it?

I give it 7+2i out of 10.
 
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