Imagine for a moment, Stargate's Dr Daniel Jackson, spending 10-15 years of his professional life, searching for the Ancient's Lost Napkin Holder. But discovers the lost city of Atlantis instead. A ginormous ancient Ancient city-that's also a spaceship that flies! And he immediately goes to his quarters, sulks, and gets drunk over not finding that darn Napkin Holder. Cries over not finding a living Ancient. Ignoring the flying cityship with still functioning computers and alien writing scribbled all over the walls. Tealc waltzs in and pours alien goo into his drink (wait, where'd he get it and why is he pouring it into Danny's booze?) Sullen boy gets his groove on with our lead female, just so she can wind up with an alien inside her that she has to extract...
That's stupid. That would never have been filmed.
