Discussion in 'General Trek Discussion' started by HIjol, Jun 25, 2014.
Chekov's Encylopedia Russica
Archer's Gazelle Hunting Vacations
Ads for Sisko's Creole Kitchen: We created our entrees! And they're REEEEAAAALLL!!
Picard's Earl Grey Tea
Borg self-help novel: Calm, Cool & Collective
Leslie & Galloway multivitamins to literally defy death.
See my post on page 1 for the recipe...and, Melakon, the cat was an Ocelot, and the coffee is called "Kopi Luwak"...yikes...kittypoop coffee...no...hell no...
Federation Certified Dilithium Crystals...accept no substitutes!!!
On the way back from a far away planet?....in a ship that is unfamiliar...?
...does your Chief Engineer report "a serious problem"...and ask, "Would you please come down? It's these Klingon Crystals...they're giving out. De-crystallizing."
Don't get caught with your warp drive offline...insist on Genuine Federation Certified Crystals...the Crystals of Cochrane!
Mudd's Venus Drug...DAMN NOW I'VE THAT STUPID "I'M YOUR VENUS" SONG STUCK IN THE HEAD!
I still think it was a major lost opportunity that Paramount and Plymouth didn't do something with the launch of Star Trek: Voyager.
No Earth-made substitutions!
...I stand Discommodated at the impudence...
... I admire the courage of anyone willing enough to put this in their mouth!
Chocolate? Troi would eat that anytime.
Worf's condom, ridged for her pleasure with Alexandericide gel
" I had a guaranteed military sale with ED209! Renovation program! Spare parts for 25 years! Who cares if it worked or not!"
'Frakes, I am on my knees! Genuflecting at your Magnificance...this may well be the Post of the Year!!!
This gave me a much needed laugh after a really bad week, thank you.
Sub-commander T'Pol's breast enlargement clinic.
Implants so "real" that your lover will never cry out ...
"We Got A Million of Them"
... Wear it for her. You might get Lucky!
Mot's hair and beard products, because you should always trust an hairless barber
Klingon Augment Pills
Wasn't it already Dodge by that time?
Pakled strength Ex-Lax
"We look for things to make us go."
yeah--I stole that.
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