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Archer's Gazelle Hunting Vacations

Ads for Sisko's Creole Kitchen: We created our entrees! And they're REEEEAAAALLL!!

Picard's Earl Grey Tea

Borg self-help novel: Calm, Cool & Collective
 
Star Trek Raktajino Coffee
Made from the finest roasted beans on Boreth.

I wonder what Raktajino tastes like. Seriously.

I mean, it must be relatively palatable to humans, because we see a lot of them drink it...
There's probably nothing on Earth that's like it.

Accept no Earth-made substitutions.
:klingon:

KirkWear Men's Shirts. Guaranteed to rip at the slightest touch!

I wonder what Raktajino tastes like. Seriously.

I mean, it must be relatively palatable to humans, because we see a lot of them drink it...
For humans, it's probably an acquired taste. Like wine or raw oysters. Or Vegemite. :ack:

What was that product that was popular some years ago-- a type of coffee substitute made by harvesting partially digested beans excreted by a particular breed of cat. Probably tastes like that.

See my post on page 1 for the recipe...and, Melakon, the cat was an Ocelot, and the coffee is called "Kopi Luwak"...yikes...kittypoop coffee...no...hell no...
 
Federation Certified Dilithium Crystals...accept no substitutes!!!

On the way back from a far away planet?....in a ship that is unfamiliar...?

...does your Chief Engineer report "a serious problem"...and ask, "Would you please come down? It's these Klingon Crystals...they're giving out. De-crystallizing."

Don't get caught with your warp drive offline...insist on Genuine Federation Certified Crystals...the Crystals of Cochrane!
 
I still think it was a major lost opportunity that Paramount and Plymouth didn't do something with the launch of Star Trek: Voyager.
 
I wonder what Raktajino tastes like. Seriously.

I mean, it must be relatively palatable to humans, because we see a lot of them drink it...
There's probably nothing on Earth that's like it.

Accept no Earth-made substitutions.
:klingon:

KirkWear Men's Shirts. Guaranteed to rip at the slightest touch!


For humans, it's probably an acquired taste. Like wine or raw oysters. Or Vegemite. :ack:

What was that product that was popular some years ago-- a type of coffee substitute made by harvesting partially digested beans excreted by a particular breed of cat. Probably tastes like that.

See my post on page 1 for the recipe...
No Earth-made substitutions!
:klingon:
:lol:
 
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... I admire the courage of anyone willing enough to put this in their mouth!
 
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... I admire the courage of anyone willing enough to put this in their mouth!

" I had a guaranteed military sale with ED209! Renovation program! Spare parts for 25 years! Who cares if it worked or not!"

'Frakes, I am on my knees! Genuflecting at your Magnificance...this may well be the Post of the Year!!!

:guffaw: :bolian: :guffaw: :bolian: :guffaw:
 
Sub-commander T'Pol's breast enlargement clinic.

Implants so "real" that your lover will never cry out ...

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:lol:
 
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