Product Tie-Ins That Never Happened

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  1. Armored Saint

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  2. Mr. Laser Beam

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  3. Armored Saint

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    Leslie & Galloway multivitamins to literally defy death.
     
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  4. HIjol

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    See my post on page 1 for the recipe...and, Melakon, the cat was an Ocelot, and the coffee is called "Kopi Luwak"...yikes...kittypoop coffee...no...hell no...
     
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  5. HIjol

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    Federation Certified Dilithium Crystals...accept no substitutes!!!

    On the way back from a far away planet?....in a ship that is unfamiliar...?

    ...does your Chief Engineer report "a serious problem"...and ask, "Would you please come down? It's these Klingon Crystals...they're giving out. De-crystallizing."

    Don't get caught with your warp drive offline...insist on Genuine Federation Certified Crystals...the Crystals of Cochrane!
     
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  6. Armored Saint

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    Mudd's Venus Drug...DAMN NOW I'VE THAT STUPID "I'M YOUR VENUS" SONG STUCK IN THE HEAD!
     
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  7. cardinal biggles

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    I still think it was a major lost opportunity that Paramount and Plymouth didn't do something with the launch of Star Trek: Voyager.
     
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  8. C.E. Evans

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    No Earth-made substitutions!
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  9. HIjol

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    ...I stand Discommodated at the impudence... :klingon:
     
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  10. 2takesfrakes

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    ... I admire the courage of anyone willing enough to put this in their mouth!
     
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  11. Armored Saint

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    Chocolate? Troi would eat that anytime.

    Worf's condom, ridged for her pleasure with Alexandericide gel
     
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  12. HIjol

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    " I had a guaranteed military sale with ED209! Renovation program! Spare parts for 25 years! Who cares if it worked or not!"

    'Frakes, I am on my knees! Genuflecting at your Magnificance...this may well be the Post of the Year!!!

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  13. Push The Button

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    This gave me a much needed laugh after a really bad week, thank you.
     
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    Implants so "real" that your lover will never cry out ...

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  16. 2takesfrakes

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    ... Wear it for her. You might get Lucky!
     
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  17. Armored Saint

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    Mot's hair and beard products, because you should always trust an hairless barber
     
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  18. Armored Saint

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  19. T'Girl

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    Wasn't it already Dodge by that time?
     
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  20. publiusr

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    "We look for things to make us go."

    yeah--I stole that.
     
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