JKTim, you'd have to rant about SOMETHING if I were to meet you. In fact, I'll sit there and praise Russell T's finales and use the worstest grammar in the universe just to provoke you.
Motherfucker.
Ask Maestro. He's seen them. They put my sports rants to shame.
Although now that I quit drinking, I wonder if my rants might be even more epic. Quick, someone meet me in Dubuque!