9. I once got into an argument with Lou Ferrigno ('The Incredible Hulk') over whether he could charge for an autograph. I won the argument, and declined the autograph.
That's pretty ballsy - Mr. Ferrigno still looks like he could bench press any three of us.
I suppose I should provide a list...
1. I've met dozens, if not hundreds, of celebrities through my work on conventions, and Lou Ferrigno is the only one I've ever embarrassed myself in front of. After he signed his autograph for me, I was talking merrily away at him about how impressed I was that, all these years later, he was still in such amazing physical condition. He smiled, and thanked me, I walked away, and then I realized... the man is stone deaf. (I was told that he's also an excellent lip-reader, so he did understand me... whew.)
2. Until about four years ago, when I went back to school and subsequently got a job as a Web developer, I may very well have been the youngest COBOL programmer outside of India.
3. I don't consider dinner complete without dessert... preferably ice cream, despite the fact that I'm lactose-intolerant.
4. I'm a Life Master in the North American Contract Bridge League. (That's not nearly as impressive as it sounds. Besides, I haven't played competitively in seven or eight years.)
5. Having been asked by a friend to accompany her to an audition for a musical, I subsequently sang as well (having done a fair bit of musical theatre in university, I thought, what the hell). They thanked me, I thanked them, I walked out... and upon reading a sign on the wall, discovered that I had just auditioned for the Broadway production of "Rent". (No, I didn't get the part.

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6. I was married in 1993, in a United Church ceremony, before the law recognized same-sex marriage. It didn't last; he left me about four and a half years later for another guy with whom he'd been cheating on me, and they were subsequently married via the banns. It made national news up here, and led directly to the legalization of same-sex marriage. As you can guess, I wasn't terribly thrilled. As my friends say whenever I bring up the subject, "BUT HE'S NOT BITTER!"
7. I'm a character in the Tanya Huff novel
The Better Part of Valor. And Tanya did a pretty good job of portraying me (she should have - we've known each other for about 25 years), though the character gets more nookie than I do.
8. I'm known among my circle of friends as a Pet Shop Boys fanboy, though I've only gotten to see them live twice. If I'm at a karaoke place, and they have any PSB song other than "West End Girls" (I'm kind of tired of it), I'll be on stage eventually. (Though I'd appreciate it if anyone had one of their songs that was less than 20 years old... "Opportunities" is starting to lose its charm, too.) I'm also a fan of Erasure, Depeche Mode, and Rufus Wainwright.
9. With a friend, I submitted a spec script to Star Trek: Voyager. Their guidelines said to expect a response within two to eight weeks - 18 months later, we got a rejection. Though a couple of scenes mysteriously similar to scenes from our script did find their way into season 7 episodes.
10. I've been bowling in leagues since I was 8 years old - I started with 5-pin (which I think is only played in Canada - in addition to only having 5 pins, you get three balls, and the balls are smaller) but I started bowling 10-pin about 15 years ago. My current league average is 165, and my highest game ever was one in which I started with seven consecutive strikes, and ended up with a score of 244 (I had a 235 the same night).