This has to be some backdoor way to get a high number turnout for some "oral gang bang" film or something.
Hehe, "backdoor".
Sorry.
This has to be some backdoor way to get a high number turnout for some "oral gang bang" film or something.
There's a plugging a dike to prevent spillage joke to be made here, but I shall refrain.
Right. The service is free, but your place in line will cost you.Not if you get to go first![]()
That's pretty logical for someone who's not from the NetherlandsThere's no such country.
Funny, every time I read captcalhoun's post it never quite winds up saying, "I wish I lived in the country of Holland...".
This. I can't imagine anything worse than a porn star blowing me after blowing thousands of dudes.Man, Dante is gonna be pissed when he hears about this. "I'm number 64,889!?"
damn, i wish i lived in Holland and was on Twitter...
Because getting a blowjob from a woman with unbelievably calloused lips and lockjaw from sucking almost 65,000 dicks sounds appealing?
Maybe she'll lease a football stadium in the Netherlands and invite all of her twitter friends to have a seat as she works her way around the stadium
Maybe she'll lease a football stadium in the Netherlands and invite all of her twitter friends to have a seat as she works her way around the stadium
Super Blow I?![]()
Maybe she'll lease a football stadium in the Netherlands and invite all of her twitter friends to have a seat as she works her way around the stadium
Super Blow I?![]()
Wonder what the half-time show will be?
Super Blow I?![]()
Wonder what the half-time show will be?
A soccer game?
I can't imagine anything worse than a porn star blowing me after blowing thousands of dudes.
I can't imagine anything worse than a porn star blowing me after blowing thousands of dudes.
So, even if your entire imagination is limited to the information in that very sentence, you'd rather blow thousands of dudes, then?![]()
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