Porn Star Gambles on Dutch World Cup Success...

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by Hermiod, Jul 8, 2010.

  1. Hermiod

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    ...by offering all of her followers on Twitter oral sex if the Netherlands win.

    Before the offer she had 4,804 followers. She now has 64,888 and counting. :lol:
     
  2. sidious618

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    Holy Christ, could you imagine if she lived up to that?
     
  3. Snaploud

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  4. captcalhoun

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    damn, i wish i lived in Holland and was on Twitter...
     
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    That Eden girl and her friends - they are going to be very busy....
     
  7. Omnius

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    There's no such country.
     
  8. RJDiogenes

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    ^^ Was it blown away? :confused:
     
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    I wonder if she's practicing on hot dogs...
     
  11. Omnius

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    Since Holland is merely 2 of the 12 provinces that make up the Kingdom of the Netherlands, it sucks not being from Holland I suppose :p.
     
  12. Servo

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    If she's a Porn Star, I doubt she needs much practice.
     
  13. Chaos Descending

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    Funny, every time I read captcalhoun's post it never quite winds up saying, "I wish I lived in the country of Holland..."
     
  14. Omnius

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    That's pretty logical for someone who's not from the Netherlands ;).

    But enough semantics, I doubt the lady in question is giving away 50k+ blow jobs for free anyway.
     
  15. Data Holmes

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    Um... see's what forum he's in ...Never mind.

    :devil:
     
  16. Locutus of Bored

    Locutus of Bored The Lunatic Is In My Head Moderator

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    Man, Dante is gonna be pissed when he hears about this. "I'm number 64,889!?"

    Because getting a blowjob from a woman with unbelievably calloused lips and lockjaw from sucking almost 65,000 dicks sounds appealing?
     
  17. Trippy

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    Not if you get to go first :lol:
     
  18. Servo

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    In fairness, she did say her friends would be helping out. ;)

    And it's 65,000 now, but Sunday is still three days away. I bet she'll have closer to 100,000 followers by then.

    Come on the Netherlands!! Literally.
     
  19. Data Holmes

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    This has to be some backdoor way to get a high number turnout for some "oral gang bang" film or something.
     
  20. Locutus of Bored

    Locutus of Bored The Lunatic Is In My Head Moderator

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    There's a plugging a dike to prevent spillage joke to be made here, but I shall refrain.