I'll undoubtedly be asked this question sometime in the next couple of days:
:customer comes up to me with a 25LB turkey: "If I put this in my fridge will it be thawed by Thursday?"
That question will be asked right up until Wednesday.
I've been asked if we had any fresh turkey's left on Thanksgiving day. And the customer was shocked when I told them we were sold out.
I've dealt with that too. And I just look at them like

Another thing: We're running a special. You buy a whole boneless ham at $2.99/lb and you get a free Paticular Brand Turkey 10-12 lbs for free.
Pretty good deal, right? Well we ran out of the free turkeys. Infact every store in the chain ran out. Infact the WAREHOUSE ran out. So all are subsitituing another brand of turkey.
You'd think we subsituted a turkey-shaped loaf of dogshit. And the entitlism of people in this is unbelievable. Some of the subsituted turkeys are over 12lbs. People think they're entitlted to getting the whole thing for free. Not how it works. The ad only entitles you to a free 12lb turkey. You pay for the rest. The fact that it's a different brand of turkey is meaningless.
God, people. It's a freaking turkey. I gaurntee you won't tast the difference between this brand, the brand advertised and the store brand.
It's. A. TURKEY!