Poop

[scotpens]

There's a dirty clothes hamper in the bathroom that doubles perfectly as a stand for my laptop.

When I was growing up, our bathroom had a low divider between the tub and toilet that just happened to be perfect reading height. I would sit side-saddle, engrossed in a volume of the World Book Encyclopedia, until my mom or dad would yell, "Finish up already! Nobody takes that long for a BM!"

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

There's a dirty clothes hamper in the bathroom that doubles perfectly as a stand for my laptop.

When I was growing up, our bathroom had a low divider between the tub and toilet that just happened to be perfect reading height. I would sit side-saddle, engrossed in a volume of the World Book Encyclopedia, until my mom or dad would yell, "Finish up already! Nobody takes that long for a BM!"

That's why i love my house's 3 bathrooms. When i'm in my room, i have the second floor to myself during the day so i essentially have my own bathroom.

 

[M'Sharak]

It doesn't phase me at all.

Gah. The word is "faze".

Through having to deal with other people's poop on a semi-regular basis, I've arrived at a place where I still don't really care for it much, yet it somehow bothers me less than does seeing someone using the wrong word when it's become so ridiculously easy to check and find the correct one.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

It doesn't phase me at all.

Gah. The word is "faze".

Well you don't know. He could be phasing through walls or something.

 

[The Boy Who Cried Worf]

In the words of Trip Tucker

"A poop question sir?"

 

[The Boy Who Cried Worf]

Everybody does it, after all.

Yes, yes they do.

Everyone except Rhona Mitra.

I am sure somewhere there is a rich guy with a coffee table who disagrees.

 

[John Picard]

Yes, yes they do.

Everyone except Rhona Mitra.

I am sure somewhere there is a rich guy with a coffee table who disagrees.

 

[RoJoHen]

It doesn't phase me at all.

Gah. The word is "faze".

I have never even seen that word before. Weird.

 

[Scotty]

My roommate loves to poop. I try to spend as little time in the bathroom as possible.

I love reading while i'm pooping. Which is why it could take me several minutes to finish if i'm in a particularly good part of a book.

Same here. The actual evacuation is often over within a minute. But I just have to finish that chapter.

 

[SmoothieX]

I'm like a puppy. Feed me and let me out within 20 minutes.

I'm on a new cholesterol med that has made pooping an adventure. I go from zero to OH MY GOD WHERE IS THE TOILET?!? in 5 minutes.

 

[scotpens]

It doesn't phase me at all.

Gah. The word is “faze”.

Well you don't know. He could be phasing through walls or something.

Or being shot at with a phaser.

I am sure somewhere there is a rich guy with a coffee table who disagrees.

Sorry, am I missing something?

 

[Zulu Romeo]

I am sure somewhere there is a rich guy with a coffee table who disagrees.

Sorry, am I missing something?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dL86gI_PQkw

 

[The Boy Who Cried Worf]

I am sure somewhere there is a rich guy with a coffee table who disagrees.

Sorry, am I missing something?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=glass-bottom boat

 

[Bisz]

I was under the impression that bidets ARE fairly popular in Europe -- at least way more so than in the United States.

Bidets, as stand alone units beside the toilet, yes, but not the super duper Japanese toilets that you poop in and then use to get cleaned up all in one.

 

[Captain Ice]

I am sure somewhere there is a rich guy with a coffee table who disagrees.

Sorry, am I missing something?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dL86gI_PQkw

 

[RoJoHen]

I'm like a puppy. Feed me and let me out within 20 minutes.

I'm on a new cholesterol med that has made pooping an adventure. I go from zero to OH MY GOD WHERE IS THE TOILET?!? in 5 minutes.

In an attempt to make myself more regular, I started added Benefiber to EVERYTHING. I often poop 3-4 times before noon.

 

[Ethros]

I've been very ill today, and thus have "pooped" about 8 times so far. All very runny and stinking to high heaven.

Just thought I'd share that with you all

 

[scotpens]

In an attempt to make myself more regular, I started added Benefiber to EVERYTHING. I often poop 3-4 times before noon.

To quote the late comedian Dennis Wolfberg: “It's one thing to be regular, but another to be UNSTOPPABLE!”

 

[CaptainStoner]

Lately I've been pondering a paradox of pooping. When it seems like its going to be a large "movement", more often it's relatively small. But when sitting down and seemingly having a quick, minor one, it's enormous.

 

[RoJoHen]

In an attempt to make myself more regular, I started added Benefiber to EVERYTHING. I often poop 3-4 times before noon.

To quote the late comedian Dennis Wolfberg: “It's one thing to be regular, but another to be UNSTOPPABLE!”

All I know is I love having a clean colon. I feel better all the time.

Lately I've been pondering a paradox of pooping. When it seems like its going to be a large "movement", more often it's relatively small. But when sitting down and seemingly having a quick, minor one, it's enormous.

I, too, have experienced this.