ponder this thought...

[RoJoHen]

It also didn't help that I forgot to look at your location. It didn't dawn on me that this was your Halloween name. I read your post and was like, "Who the hell is this bitch?"

 

[JustKate]

(Because sometimes one smiley just isn't enough!)

Maleficent is one intimidating broad, isn't she?

 

[RoJoHen]

She used to scare the shit out of me when I was little.

I mean, how many Disney villains turn into dragons and use the word "hell?"

 

[RandyS]

Why is it when your wife/girlfreind becomes pregnant, all her female friends rub her tummy and say aahhh congratulations,

But none of them rub your d**k and say well done?

Just a guess, they want to keep your wife/girlfriend as their friend?