ponder this thought...

[Gil T.Azell]

Why is it when your wife/girlfreind becomes pregnant, all her female friends rub her tummy and say aahhh congratulations,

But none of them rub your d**k and say well done?

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

That would be awesome.


I uh ... think?

 

[RoJoHen]

The alternative is having your male friends kick you in the balls and say, "What the hell were you thinking?!"

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Check please!

 

[jamestyler]

I have wondered this for years. My ex was very unhappy with me proposing it.

 

[Nardpuncher]

The alternative is having your male friends kick you in the balls and say, "What the hell were you thinking?!"

You win the thread!

 

[backstept]

The alternative is having your male friends kick you in the balls and say, "What the hell were you thinking?!"

You win the thread!

your username makes that proclamation 100x better

 

[Robert Maxwell]

Man, nobody ever wanted to rub my dick when my wife was pregnant...

This seems like a capital idea. Too bad I'm done impregnating people. I won't benefit!

 

[tharpdevenport]

Well, if they kick you in the balls, they should kiss it to make it feel better.

 

[JustKate]

Why is it when your wife/girlfreind becomes pregnant, all her female friends rub her tummy and say aahhh congratulations,

But none of them rub your d**k and say well done?

Forgive me for injecting a tiny note of reality into this little masculinity-fest...

Guys, when women pat a pregnant woman's stomach and say "congratulations," they are NOT congratulating the pregnant woman's vagina (or ovaries, for that matter). They are patting the baby. Yes, I know it's just a few cells in size, but that's what they are doing - getting as close to that baby as possible. Because when it comes to babies, many of us can be a little silly. But on the other hand, we are not silly enough to try to congratulate reproductive organs.

Jeez.

Men really are from Mars and women really are from Venus, aren't they?

 

[Supreme Admiral]

The alternative is having your male friends kick you in the balls and say, "What the hell were you thinking?!"

You win the thread!

you username makes that proclamation 100x better

No! 1,000x better!

 

[RoJoHen]

Why is it when your wife/girlfreind becomes pregnant, all her female friends rub her tummy and say aahhh congratulations,

But none of them rub your d**k and say well done?

Forgive me for injecting a tiny note of reality into this little masculinity-fest...

Guys, when women pat a pregnant woman's stomach and say "congratulations," they are NOT congratulating the pregnant woman's vagina (or ovaries, for that matter). They are patting the baby. Yes, I know it's just a few cells in size, but that's what they are doing - getting as close to that baby as possible. Because when it comes to babies, many of us can be a little silly. But on the other hand, we are not silly enough to try to congratulate reproductive organs.

Jeez.

Men really are from Mars and women really are from Venus, aren't they?

At least men can tell when someone is making a joke...

 

[JustKate]

Yeah, us women. No sense of humor.

But were you all reeeeeealllllly joking? You can tell Auntie JustKate the truth.

 

[RoJoHen]

I would never joke about getting kicked in the balls.

 

[captcalhoun]

you know how women reckon giving birth is worse than being kicked in the balls?

codswallop.

a year after giving birth, a woman will starting talking about having another kid. a bloke will never turn to his mate and say 'hey, why don't you kick me in the balls again?'

 

[Zulu Romeo]

you know how women reckon giving birth is worse than being kicked in the balls?

codswallop.

Well, it certainly is more painful than a wallop to the codpiece.

 

[trekkiedane]

Yeah, us women. No sense of humor.

Of course you have! -don't most of you date men???

 

[trampledamage]

you know how women reckon giving birth is worse than being kicked in the balls?

codswallop.

a year after giving birth, a woman will starting talking about having another kid. a bloke will never turn to his mate and say 'hey, why don't you kick me in the balls again?'

That's just our higher pain threshold coming to the fore.

And for the record, anyone tries to touch me while I'm pregnant gets nuked from orbit. Luckily, no-one tried...

 

[trekkiedane]

^I would have tried to hug you, so I'm actually counting myself lucky that I don't know you from your net-persona

 

[trampledamage]

My net persona is so much nicer than the real me