Play matchmaker for Janeway

[Gov Kodos]

No doubt, but I can see Janeway keeping one funny enough just for the memories, and saying nothing except to raise eyebrows. Like how she suckered Paris in at the pool table, she creates an aura of prim and proper, but underneath there are stories, many long stories in her past.

 

[Guy Gardener]

Dermal regenerators trump tattoos.

Chakotay took his off for his earth mission.

Then replaced it with an identical but completely new tattoo.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

And yet we don't see everyone wearing tattoos like people wear jewelery, as something you can take off every evening.

It's like how everyone in Star Trek listens to classical music with jazz as their groovy stuff.

 

[Guy Gardener]

All Digital media was destroyed by the globally overlapping EMPs of WWIII... So records exist after hundreds of years, 8 tracks don't, cassette tapes don't, laser disks don't, cds don't, hard drives don't and... So you see, no recorded music created between 1970 and 2070 survived history for human beings to be nostalgic about claiming that they like 'classic' music.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Thank God I was so sick of the Beatles.

Oh wait..

I guess they just weren't good enough for Our Heroes.

 

[Gov Kodos]

Oh my.

Is Pine reading Kathy's tramp stamp?

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Oh my.

Is Pine reading Kathy's tramp stamp?

Now that's a fanfic I want to read!

 

[Guy Gardener]

7 is a much smaller number to have engraved above your anus than infinite diversity in infinite combinations.

 

[Gov Kodos]

7, what or who?

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

7 is all you need.

And maybe a few pine cones..

 

[Gov Kodos]

I'm sure they'll adapt.

 

[Guy Gardener]

It's the 24th century, they were born adapted.

(Well, it's also the 23rd century, but it's still the future.)

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Who's going to adapt? Janeway having NuKirk as her lover when 7 is gone?

 

[Gov Kodos]

They'll be a new collective, a trinity, if you will.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Oh I like that idea VERY much.

 

[Guy Gardener]

Seven wasn't interested in Kirk on Boston Legal.

Can shaving 40 years off the bloke make that much difference?

Besides, "Kirk" is the celebrity exception who Janewy is allowed a guiltfree hallpass underneath.

Seven hasn't gone anywhere.

Chakotay was her beard.

Nothing more, nothing less.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Seven wasn't interested in Kirk on Boston Legal.

Can shaving 40 years off the bloke make that much difference?

Besides, "Kirk" is the celebrity exception who Janewy is allowed a guiltfree hallpass underneath.

Seven hasn't gone anywhere.

Chakotay was her beard.

Nothing more, nothing less.

7 lets Janeway have her little pets.

 

[Guy Gardener]

My first thought?

"Tribble anal beads".

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

I'm dying here..

 

[Guy Gardener]

You have to be very careful that when you agree to be someone's porn buddy, that you're both at the same 'level".