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[RobertScorpio]

Star Trek: TNG
The Last Lollypop

Season one of TNG

Wesley, while visiting a market on an alien world, watches as one of his kid friends from the ENTERPRISE shoplifts a lollypop. The local officials give chase, and capture the kid. The punishment is 50 lashes in the town square. Picard tries to convince the government to let the child go, but they refuse. Picard offers himself as a replacement for the child. The council agrees, and Picard is severly whipped in front of the child who learns a lesson never to shoplift again.

Episode ends with the kid secretly stealing again, and Picard seeing the kid do it. Episode ends as we zoom in on tear coming from Picard's eye..

Rob
Scorpio

 

[Pyrobaculum]

Star Trek: Fan Service (ST:FS)

Join the adventures of USS Gigantus, a World Destroyer-Class, super dreadnought, brought to the 24th century from the 35th century by Mega-Fleet-Admiral Ultra-Kirk (a genetically enhanced clone of Captain Kirk) using time travel, as they lead a desperate fight against the K'l'ka'lak'tians, a race of evil cybernetic reptilian-koalas bent on enslaving the Alpha Quadrant. Highlight: Watch lovingly rendered CGI of USS Gigantus fly-bys every 5 minutes of each episode.

USS Gigantus specs:

• 500 metres long, 88 decks

• Equipped with Super-Transwarp-Slipstream Drive for Warp 47

• Armed with 90 Class XX Hyper Gatling Phasers and 33 Planet-Killer Photon Torpedo Launchers

• 6 Warp Nacelles, each with their own glowing spoilers

• Hyper-intelligent modulating shields that blocks weapons before they are even fired

• Crewed by 1200 hot Orions, Betazoids, Seven of Nine clones and Vulcans in short skirts and tight leotards

Mega-Fleet-Admiral Ultra-Kirk bio:

Cloned from the sacred seed of the original Captain Kirk as the last best hope of the Federation. Genetically enhanced with better hair, more muscles and intelligence. Equipped with Borg-powered-bioarmor technology and hand held Class XX Hyper Gatling Phaser Rifle. He is brilliant tactician, knows all 36578 types of martial arts and like his predecessor a hit with the alien ladies. His motto is to shoot first and ask questions later.

The K'l'ka'lak'tians:

A race of hyper-evil cybernetic reptilian-koalas from the Omega Quadrant who invaded the Alpha Quadrant to harvest inhabited planets for souls. Their 3 million ghost-ships are powered by the souls of innocent civilians which they ran out of in the Omega Quadrant. The K'l'ka'lak'tians already single-handedly exterminated the Borg, species 8472, the Founders and the Q continuum and now have the Federation in their sights. They annihilated 99% of Starfleet at the 47th Battle of Deep Space 9 and now it is up to Mega-Fleet-Admiral Ultra-Kirk and USS Gigantus to stop them.

 

[The Badger]

Star Trek: Fan Service (ST:FS)

• Crewed by 1200 hot Orions, Betazoids, Seven of Nine clones and Vulcans in short skirts and tight leotards

Perhaps I'm terribly shallow, but I really, really want to see this.

 

[JNG]

Star Trek: Fan Service (ST:FS)

Join the adventures of USS Gigantus, a World Destroyer-Class, super dreadnought, brought to the 24th century from the 35th century by Mega-Fleet-Admiral Ultra-Kirk (a genetically enhanced clone of Captain Kirk) using time travel, as they lead a desperate fight against the K'l'ka'lak'tians, a race of evil cybernetic reptilian-koalas bent on enslaving the Alpha Quadrant. Highlight: Watch lovingly rendered CGI of USS Gigantus fly-bys every 5 minutes of each episode.

USS Gigantus specs:

• 500 metres long, 88 decks

• Equipped with Super-Transwarp-Slipstream Drive for Warp 47

• Armed with 90 Class XX Hyper Gatling Phasers and 33 Planet-Killer Photon Torpedo Launchers

• 6 Warp Nacelles, each with their own glowing spoilers

• Hyper-intelligent modulating shields that blocks weapons before they are even fired

• Crewed by 1200 hot Orions, Betazoids, Seven of Nine clones and Vulcans in short skirts and tight leotards

Mega-Fleet-Admiral Ultra-Kirk bio:

Cloned from the sacred seed of the original Captain Kirk as the last best hope of the Federation. Genetically enhanced with better hair, more muscles and intelligence. Equipped with Borg-powered-bioarmor technology and hand held Class XX Hyper Gatling Phaser Rifle. He is brilliant tactician, knows all 36578 types of martial arts and like his predecessor a hit with the alien ladies. His motto is to shoot first and ask questions later.

The K'l'ka'lak'tians:

A race of hyper-evil cybernetic reptilian-koalas from the Omega Quadrant who invaded the Alpha Quadrant to harvest inhabited planets for souls. Their 3 million ghost-ships are powered by the souls of innocent civilians which they ran out of in the Omega Quadrant. The K'l'ka'lak'tians already single-handedly exterminated the Borg, species 8472, the Founders and the Q continuum and now have the Federation in their sights. They annihilated 99% of Starfleet at the 47th Battle of Deep Space 9 and now it is up to Mega-Fleet-Admiral Ultra-Kirk and USS Gigantus to stop them.

There are going to be people who don't get this. That's the scary part.

 

[Dayton Ward]

Star Trek: Fan Service (ST:FS)

Best one yet

 

[Lucy of Nine]

Star Trek : The Borg Baby Returns

The lost borg baby who briefly appeared on Voyager and then was never mentioned again, returns, captaining the USS Borgified, a hybrid Starfleet vessel with magical Borg nanotecnology which fixes any and every problem the ship encounters. Hilarity ensues when Borg Baby makes contact with numerous alien species, and the aliens first words are always 'But you're just a baby!'. This quickly becomes the catchprase of the series.

 

[Plecostomus]

Star Trek: Fan Service (ST:FS)

Join the adventures of USS Gigantus, a World Destroyer-Class, super dreadnought, brought to the 24th century from the 35th century by Mega-Fleet-Admiral Ultra-Kirk (a genetically enhanced clone of Captain Kirk) using time travel, as they lead a desperate fight against the K'l'ka'lak'tians, a race of evil cybernetic reptilian-koalas bent on enslaving the Alpha Quadrant. Highlight: Watch lovingly rendered CGI of USS Gigantus fly-bys every 5 minutes of each episode.

USS Gigantus specs:

• 500 metres long, 88 decks

• Equipped with Super-Transwarp-Slipstream Drive for Warp 47

• Armed with 90 Class XX Hyper Gatling Phasers and 33 Planet-Killer Photon Torpedo Launchers

• 6 Warp Nacelles, each with their own glowing spoilers

• Hyper-intelligent modulating shields that blocks weapons before they are even fired

• Crewed by 1200 hot Orions, Betazoids, Seven of Nine clones and Vulcans in short skirts and tight leotards

Mega-Fleet-Admiral Ultra-Kirk bio:

Cloned from the sacred seed of the original Captain Kirk as the last best hope of the Federation. Genetically enhanced with better hair, more muscles and intelligence. Equipped with Borg-powered-bioarmor technology and hand held Class XX Hyper Gatling Phaser Rifle. He is brilliant tactician, knows all 36578 types of martial arts and like his predecessor a hit with the alien ladies. His motto is to shoot first and ask questions later.

The K'l'ka'lak'tians:

A race of hyper-evil cybernetic reptilian-koalas from the Omega Quadrant who invaded the Alpha Quadrant to harvest inhabited planets for souls. Their 3 million ghost-ships are powered by the souls of innocent civilians which they ran out of in the Omega Quadrant. The K'l'ka'lak'tians already single-handedly exterminated the Borg, species 8472, the Founders and the Q continuum and now have the Federation in their sights. They annihilated 99% of Starfleet at the 47th Battle of Deep Space 9 and now it is up to Mega-Fleet-Admiral Ultra-Kirk and USS Gigantus to stop them.

You are a member of my RPG group aren't you? I'm guessing Greg.

 

[USS Triumphant]

The K'l'ka'lak'tians:

A race of hyper-evil cybernetic reptilian-koalas from the Omega Quadrant who invaded the Alpha Quadrant to harvest inhabited planets for souls. Their 3 million ghost-ships are powered by the souls of innocent civilians which they ran out of in the Omega Quadrant.

I've heard this before. Isn't this the plot of Scientology?

 

[Mr Pointy Ears]

Star trek:the reality show,a group of federation citzens completed against each other to win a spot on the federation flagship as the ship's R n R officer

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Star Trek: Fan Service (ST:FS)

Join the adventures of USS Gigantus, a World Destroyer-Class, super dreadnought, brought to the 24th century from the 35th century by Mega-Fleet-Admiral Ultra-Kirk (a genetically enhanced clone of Captain Kirk) using time travel, as they lead a desperate fight against the K'l'ka'lak'tians, a race of evil cybernetic reptilian-koalas bent on enslaving the Alpha Quadrant. Highlight: Watch lovingly rendered CGI of USS Gigantus fly-bys every 5 minutes of each episode.

USS Gigantus specs:

• 500 metres long, 88 decks

• Equipped with Super-Transwarp-Slipstream Drive for Warp 47

• Armed with 90 Class XX Hyper Gatling Phasers and 33 Planet-Killer Photon Torpedo Launchers

• 6 Warp Nacelles, each with their own glowing spoilers

• Hyper-intelligent modulating shields that blocks weapons before they are even fired

• Crewed by 1200 hot Orions, Betazoids, Seven of Nine clones and Vulcans in short skirts and tight leotards

Mega-Fleet-Admiral Ultra-Kirk bio:

Cloned from the sacred seed of the original Captain Kirk as the last best hope of the Federation. Genetically enhanced with better hair, more muscles and intelligence. Equipped with Borg-powered-bioarmor technology and hand held Class XX Hyper Gatling Phaser Rifle. He is brilliant tactician, knows all 36578 types of martial arts and like his predecessor a hit with the alien ladies. His motto is to shoot first and ask questions later.

The K'l'ka'lak'tians:

A race of hyper-evil cybernetic reptilian-koalas from the Omega Quadrant who invaded the Alpha Quadrant to harvest inhabited planets for souls. Their 3 million ghost-ships are powered by the souls of innocent civilians which they ran out of in the Omega Quadrant. The K'l'ka'lak'tians already single-handedly exterminated the Borg, species 8472, the Founders and the Q continuum and now have the Federation in their sights. They annihilated 99% of Starfleet at the 47th Battle of Deep Space 9 and now it is up to Mega-Fleet-Admiral Ultra-Kirk and USS Gigantus to stop them.

I could imagine a crossover episode between this and Deep Mall One.

It would be amasing.

 

[AdmiralGarak]

Star Trek: Prophets - A sequel to DS9, featuring Avery Brooks as he returns to portray Benjamin Sisko's life in the Celestial Temple. Episode One: Sisko departs the Celestial Temple, while Sisko arrives in the Celestial Temple, while Sisko creates the Orb of Time, while Sisko and Dax meet the Prophets, while Sisko prevents a Breen plot to destroy the Wormhole, while Sisko learns that Prophet Sarah engineered his birth, while Sisko teaches the Prophets about linear time, and while Sisko discovers a Breen plot to destroy the Wormhole. Then in scene two...

Golden Girls: Ferenginar - To air on HBO due to the nudity, naturally.

Spock Rock - TOS, redubbed as a musical.

My Mother the Wagon - Wacky hijinx ensue when Scotty's mother is reincarnated as a wagon.

 

[captcalhoun]

Star Trek: Fan Service (ST:FS)
USS Gigantus specs:

• 500 metres long, 88 decks

that's not very long.

 

[TheGodBen]

Star Trek: Prophets - A sequel to DS9, featuring Avery Brooks as he returns to portray Benjamin Sisko's life in the Celestial Temple. Episode One: Sisko departs the Celestial Temple, while Sisko arrives in the Celestial Temple, while Sisko creates the Orb of Time, while Sisko and Dax meet the Prophets, while Sisko prevents a Breen plot to destroy the Wormhole, while Sisko learns that Prophet Sarah engineered his birth, while Sisko teaches the Prophets about linear time, and while Sisko discovers a Breen plot to destroy the Wormhole. Then in scene two...

If it had Avery Brooks, then I would watch it.

 

[Semah]

My Mother the Wagon - Wacky hijinx ensue when Scotty's mother is reincarnated as a wagon.

Does she have wheels?

 

[Plecostomus]

Star Trek: Up Your Shaft!

Follow the adventures of the Starfleet Turbolift Control officers as they sit behind a console watching turbolifts zip from one floor to the next!

Great crossover potential with Star Trek CSI: Federation Occupational Health And Saftey Inspection Unit.

 

[Semah]

Star Trek: Up Your Shaft!

Follow the adventures of the Starfleet Turbolift Control officers as they sit behind a console watching turbolifts zip from one floor to the next!

Great crossover potential with Star Trek CSI: Federation Occupational Health And Saftey Inspection Unit.

I'd love to see that as a series of comedy web shorts.

 

[Kirby]

Star Trek: OSHA

Following James T. Kirk's needless death in Generations and Riker's near death experience in Nemesis on an equally hazardous bridge, the Federation has created a new agency where a talented and dedicated team of individuals travel the galaxy checking on the safety of each and every bridge, walkway, escalator, sidewalk, etc.


Risa Nights
This come from the guys on the Make It So podcast where Riker and Welsey Crusher live and work on Risa, getting down with the ladies and solving crimes.

 

[Ensign_Redshirt]

Star Trek: Andromeda

Capt. Dylan "Hercules" Hunt of the U.S.S. Andromeda is frozen in time near a black hole for 300 years. When he re-appears from the black hole he is shocked to find out that the Federation is gone. He recruits a freighter crew and attempts to re-build the Federation. The series will then be consecutively dumbed down season after season (more action, less plot) until it makes no sense whatsoever anymore.

 

[Kryton]

Star Trek: That's How We Roll

Starring Steve Dallas as captain of the USS Enterpoop and featuring the return of Christopher Pike (post radiation burns).

Two intrepid wheelchair-bound adventurers spend every episode reminiscing about the old days.

Dallas: "Then this one time, that penguin and all his weird animal pals were all on board and, get this, the brakes were out and we were at the top of a huge hill. Damn, that was fast. You ever get going that fast, Chris?"

Pike: "Beep".