Furtados_Feet
Lieutenant
Well that's just stupid. Isn't it funnier to make up ideas for episodes that are actually half way plausible? Like making up plots that could actually happen on an off day for the writers?
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Pitch terrible ideas for episodes
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Well that's just stupid. Isn't it funnier to make up ideas for episodes that are actually half way plausible? Like making up plots that could actually happen on an off day for the writers?
Furtados_Feet
Lieutenant
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Well, that's just rude. The thread title said to pitch terrible ideas, not funny ideas.
And my idea is at least as good as most of the terrible ones listed so far.
Me, too! Surely, with all the screenshots floating around the caption and avatar threads, some of them should be doable.
In the meantime, I'm working on a different sort of LolDune parody...
I CAN HAZ SPICE?
"Whut?"
VOY: "Juan Valdez"
Janeway in the DeltaFlyer is transported back in time into an alternate time line and she has to help primitive man to find and develope the uses of the coffee bean or face extinction in the future. And along the way Janeway finds love with a young explorer named "Juan" as well as a way to repair the DF with ancient Columbian knock-off second hand electronics.
Janeway in the DeltaFlyer is transported back in time into an alternate time line and she has to help primitive man to find and develope the uses of the coffee bean or face extinction in the future. And along the way Janeway finds love with a young explorer named "Juan" as well as a way to repair the DF with ancient Columbian knock-off second hand electronics.
Furtados_Feet
Lieutenant
LOL!
TNG
The Coda of the Egg
Picard comes across a secret that explains that while Future tech can regrow limbs and mend bone they cannot cure baldness. A terrifying revelation that reveals that Section 13 created a bio -weaopen to render all Romulans bald therefore too embarrased to try and invade Federation Space sixty years ago. Unfortuantely the bio-weopen leaked and created incurable pattern baldness in all frenchmen with english accents. Now Picard must use his diplomatic cunning to prevent the Romulans from invading the Federation, out of rage that Section 13 almost destroyed the Romulan bowler cut.
The evil twin and his vampire Army
Picard must pit wits against his clone, who has gathered an Army of Romulans noone has ever heard of before or mentioned before who look like evil vampires. Which enable his sharp mind to determine that they are bad guys. They have a huge ship with over one hundred guns and use the Ultimate weapon which is basicly a death star but without the laser beam. Data may or may not die and Geordi still cant get a decent story line.
The Coda of the Egg
Picard comes across a secret that explains that while Future tech can regrow limbs and mend bone they cannot cure baldness. A terrifying revelation that reveals that Section 13 created a bio -weaopen to render all Romulans bald therefore too embarrased to try and invade Federation Space sixty years ago. Unfortuantely the bio-weopen leaked and created incurable pattern baldness in all frenchmen with english accents. Now Picard must use his diplomatic cunning to prevent the Romulans from invading the Federation, out of rage that Section 13 almost destroyed the Romulan bowler cut.
The evil twin and his vampire Army
Picard must pit wits against his clone, who has gathered an Army of Romulans noone has ever heard of before or mentioned before who look like evil vampires. Which enable his sharp mind to determine that they are bad guys. They have a huge ship with over one hundred guns and use the Ultimate weapon which is basicly a death star but without the laser beam. Data may or may not die and Geordi still cant get a decent story line.
Something, anything with Hulk Hogan as an ambassador of some kind.
A remake of TOS's "Balance of Terror"... just with a Ferengi marauder instead of a Romulan Bird-of-Prey.
The Voyage of the Darned
The Voyager crew's uniforms start fraying. Crewmen start reporting for their duty shifts in the nude. "I just don't care anymore," people are heard to say. This continues until Neelix ruins it for everyone by jumping on the bandwagon, parading nude for morale, and throwing lame meme parties in the mess hall, like "Nude Ancestor's Day" and "Bachelor Auction in the Raw".
The crew makes due with a shipment of Vidiian burlap until they can make planetfall to an alien megamall. Neelix is forced to work in an Orange Julius to pay for it all.
The Voyager crew's uniforms start fraying. Crewmen start reporting for their duty shifts in the nude. "I just don't care anymore," people are heard to say. This continues until Neelix ruins it for everyone by jumping on the bandwagon, parading nude for morale, and throwing lame meme parties in the mess hall, like "Nude Ancestor's Day" and "Bachelor Auction in the Raw".
The crew makes due with a shipment of Vidiian burlap until they can make planetfall to an alien megamall. Neelix is forced to work in an Orange Julius to pay for it all.
hellsgate
Commodore
I'd love to have this story in the Fan Fiction section. Hmmm....actually, would the author mind a bit of tinkering?
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Originally Posted by Delta Belle
Life Instead of Death [TNG]
The Enterprise meets a passenger transport carrying Sela, Tasha Yar’s half-Romulan daughter. After the failed attempt to invade Vulcan in “Unification”, the families of the 2,000 destroyed soldiers screamed for Sela’s head. She was spared then out of respect for her father, the renowned Romulan general. He died recently, bringing her enemies out of the woodwork and sending her fleeing for her life.
A Romulan warbird arrives, and Sub-Commander Rielle demands that Sela be returned to stand trial. She says that Sela won’t face the death penalty. As a show of good faith, Rielle invites Picard aboard to meet someone: a middle-aged Tasha Yar. Sela had lied when she told Picard her mother was executed.
Rielle then offers to exchange Yar for Sela. Picard is allowed to talk privately with Yar, who tells him that Rielle is Sela’s older half sister. Rielle’s mother was the Romulan general’s first wife, in a long-ago marriage of convenience which he never took seriously. He had ignored Rielle as well, but doted on Sela. The Romulans aren’t going to even try Sela. At Rielle’s suggestion, they’ve already sentenced her to life as a sex slave to the families of the dead soldiers.
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Originally Posted by Delta Belle
Life Instead of Death [TNG]
The Enterprise meets a passenger transport carrying Sela, Tasha Yar’s half-Romulan daughter. After the failed attempt to invade Vulcan in “Unification”, the families of the 2,000 destroyed soldiers screamed for Sela’s head. She was spared then out of respect for her father, the renowned Romulan general. He died recently, bringing her enemies out of the woodwork and sending her fleeing for her life.
A Romulan warbird arrives, and Sub-Commander Rielle demands that Sela be returned to stand trial. She says that Sela won’t face the death penalty. As a show of good faith, Rielle invites Picard aboard to meet someone: a middle-aged Tasha Yar. Sela had lied when she told Picard her mother was executed.
Rielle then offers to exchange Yar for Sela. Picard is allowed to talk privately with Yar, who tells him that Rielle is Sela’s older half sister. Rielle’s mother was the Romulan general’s first wife, in a long-ago marriage of convenience which he never took seriously. He had ignored Rielle as well, but doted on Sela. The Romulans aren’t going to even try Sela. At Rielle’s suggestion, they’ve already sentenced her to life as a sex slave to the families of the dead soldiers.
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- Picard's on his honeymoon with Bev after an ordeal at the hands of Starfleet Command re-assessing his fitness to command after The Battle of The Bassen Rift. Only when The Romulan High Command notifies Starfleet Command, & in turn, they notify Picard of Sela's transport, it serves to temporarily relinquish Picard's obligation to his honeymoon with Beverley Howard-Crusher and Starfleet Command's mandatory psycho-analysis. Bev is (of course) hot on his heels to possibly recover the now middle-aged/elderly Tasha Yar.
- Riker & his crew are dealing with the birth of Riker's daughter Natasha in addition to the events of "Over A Torrent Sea". The Enterprise continues to gradually work its way through the Dominion War priority queue at Utopia Planetia for repairs & resupply.
- Captain Morgan Bateson is given Worf as his X.O., and Katherine Pulaski as his Chief Medical Officer.
- Geordi takes over indefinate responsibility aboard the Vonnegut, once Scotty has returned to being the Head of the C.o.E.
- Bateson's ship, the (Legacy-Class) U.S.S. Vonnegut is temporarily allocated Riker's old assignment to protect the Romulan Homeworld while the Titan's encouraged to resume Starfleet's original purpose of exploration (according to the novels). But, take on the Enterprise passengers before the Vonnegut's relieved of its prior assignment by another Federation ship (to be decided later.)
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I like the implication that the ep would never even bother explaining why a 400 year old surface ship is floating through space in the delta quadrant; it's just taken as read. It's so Voyager.
Somebody should write this up as a fanfic.
