The Trouble With Nadya Suleman, Jon & Kate, and the Duggars (movie with characters from all the shows)
In this delightful continuation of the "Tribbles" saga, we discover the origin of these creatures. Twenty-first Century Earth got so sick of Suleman, Jon & Kate, the Duggars, and their various progeny that they put them all on a rocket and blasted them into space. Of course, they crash landed on a Class M planet, and each and every one of them survived. Over the centuries, they interbred, inbred, and mutated, resulting in what we've come to know as the tribbles...billions of them. In the Twenty-Fourth Century, the tribbles have become such a threat that the Federation, led by Captain Sisko, and the Borg, led by a temporarily re-Borgified Captain Picard, band together to try to defeat the greatest enemy ever known. But Sisko and Picard have little success and things are looking pretty bleak for our heroes. However, Captain Kirk saves the day when he beams in from the past, and hilarity ensues when he offers them all spots in Priceline commercials, with unlimited use of all Priceline-affiliated accommodations. The "tribbles" ask Kirk to throw in auditions for all of them on Galaxy Idol and, for the 100 most obese of the tribbles, 1000 quatloos each. All parties agree to this sweetened deal, and the tribble problem is solved. The movie ends with Picard, Sisko, Neelix, Kirk, and an also time-transported Spock, Scotty, and Porthos the Beagle on the bridge of Picard's Enterprise. They are all jostling and laughing with each other. "That was sure a close one," says Kirk. "And the worst thing is that the tribbles have never heard of deodorant," says Neelix. "Aye, that problem wasn't tribbial," says Scotty. "But no more tribble from them," say several of the characters in unison. The end (we hope!).
