From Menage a Troi
PICARD: Listen, Tog, I must possesses Lwaxana. And if that means destroying your ship in the process, so be it.
TOG: Captain, I had no idea Lwaxana was ...
LWAXANA (To Tog): Don't let him threaten you. You can defeat him. (To Picard)The only way you'll ever get me back is over Tog's dead body!
PICARD: That can be arranged. Mister Worf, arm phaser banks and photon torpedoes. If Lwaxana Troi is not in my arms in ten seconds, throw everything you've got at the Krayton.
TOG : But you will destroy Lwaxana!
PICARD: When I have plucked the rose, I cannot give it vital growth again. It needs must wither. Nine, eight. 'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all." Seven, six
TOG: No, wait.
PICARD: Five, four
TOG: Beam her to their Bridge, now!
PICARD: Two, one
(Lwaxana is beamed to the Enterprise Bridge and sits upon Picard's knee)
LWAXANA: You wonderfully jealous fool, you.
TOG: Captain, I trust there will be no further action taken against us?
PICARD: Such as my reporting this incident to your superiors who may question your competency as DaiMon? I will think about it. Screen off.
LWAXANA: Thank you, Jean-Luc. You were most convincing. You certainly convinced me.
PICARD: I am truly grateful, Mrs. Troi, that you risked your life to save my people. I'll have you home within a few hours.
LWAXANA: Oh, no, no, no, no, that won't be necessary. I'd just love to hear more of your poetry.
PICARD: Perhaps another time. (Stand ups and walks to the conn officer). Please. Mister Crusher, set course for Betazed. Warp nine.
Okay. Maybe not his "finest", but definately one of his funniest!