That would be deeply boring.
True, but that's why it's not Star Trek: Riker.

He's the guy next door with the beard, the beer belly (not so much anymore), the wife, and the kid. "Hey! Wanna come over for a BBQ?" That's how I see him. Mr. Ordinary, Normal.
Then we've got Picard. "I led the greatest armada, and then... the unimaginable. I've really tried to make the vineyard feel like home! I really tried! And no one in Starfleet will listen to me! Will, we need to save the Universe, there's a woman who's in serious danger, and..."
Riker cuts him off. "Budweiser or Miller Lite?" Picard angrily glares at him and asks, "Number One, have you listened to a single thing I've said?"
Troi tells Picard, "I sense uneasiness. Why don't you have a beer? We have nachos with dip! I'll put the game on inside."
Picard storms off. "DAMMIT!!!!"
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