Picard is Wesley's father (the sperm donor theory)

[Bones_McCoy21]

(Many of the same people think that Captain Robau is Jim Kirk's father, and for the same reasons. I think it's exactly the same kind of BULLSHIT. )

Here Here! But seriously why can't Wesley have his own father why do we have to elaborate on Picard being his father.

(I do not pity Jack Crusher dying. Because unlike Beverly he didn't have to watch his son grow up to be a pain in the ass. I mean I hate too see grown men cry)
I said that because I HATE Wesley!!! Die Wil Wheaton DIE!!!!!!!!

 

[Holdfast]

(Many of the same people think that Captain Robau is Jim Kirk's father, and for the same reasons. I think it's exactly the same kind of BULLSHIT. )

Here Here! But seriously why can't Wesley have his own father why do we have to elaborate on Picard being his father.

(I do not pity Jack Crusher dying. Because unlike Beverly he didn't have to watch his son grow up to be a pain in the ass. I mean I hate too see grown men cry)
I said that because I HATE Wesley!!! Die Wil Wheaton DIE!!!!!!!!

I think we can all do without wanting Wil Wheaton himself dead, even if you'd like Wesley to have meet a painful doom. Of course, who knows what the Traveller actually did to him...

 

[Eno]

Picard saying "Wesley I am your father."

Doesn't quite have the Vader ring to it.

You guys sure put a lot of thought into Star Trek.