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Hello Star Trek Fans, and welcome to the Star Trek Photostrip Thread, or

PhotoTrek.

Over the years I have made one panel Star Trek jokes, some with text bubbles . . .
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or multiple panel jokes with Text inside bubbles, or just used images with text above them as you might expect on a message board. Whether it's a small joke or a lengthier one, or even a full blown Star Trek Fan episode, I think they're fun to do and fun to read.

Images can be drawn, simple screen captures, found on the Internet, and/or "Shopped" or altered in various ways to make your strip. While they should at least partially be Star Trek in some way, they may include other source materials as well.

Please bear in mind, everything here will likely be
"A STAR TREK FAN PRODUCTION"
and no poster should claim ownership of any copyrighted material. Therefore, I imagine if CBS/Paramount ever complained and asked us to take them down, we would do so. C'est la vie.

Star Trek and all related marks, logos and characters are solely owned by CBS Studios Inc. This fan production is not endorsed by, sponsored by, nor affiliated with CBS, Paramount Pictures, or any other Star Trek franchise, and is a non-commercial fan-made strip intended for recreational use. No commercial exhibition or distribution is permitted. No alleged independent rights will be asserted against CBS or Paramount Pictures.

With that said, I'll post a few images or strips here to start and may add more later, and I invite anyone to comment on them, or better yet, make and post their own strips, also under the above provisions, of course.

However, I have discovered when you use more than one image in a post, it could take considerable time to download them all and might slow down a browser or hang it up until all the downloads are complete, even possibly preventing a person from scrolling past them until the browser is ready. To avoid that problem, I ask anyone posting three to twenty images (the limit per post) in a single post to put the strip inside spoiler tags. This option is under the plus sign on this board, though one could type spoiler tags in manually if you know how. That way, only those who wish to view the particular strip will have to wait for it to download.
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So, serious or irreverent, and always bearing in mind "funny" is highly subjective, if you think others might enjoy a strip you have made, or even a single Trek-like image or joke, I hope you will take the time to post it here.

One more thing. If you like a joke or a PhotoTrek strip and it brings a smile to your face or makes you laugh or think, I'd appreciate it if you "Liked" it so I know which ones are working, and which ones aren't so much. Thanks.
 
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Engineer, Report!
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The Engines Successfully Imploded, Captain.
The Cold Start Intermix Formula Worked Perfectly.
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Science Officer?
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Astrometrics Report We Have Arrived At Our Intended
Destination, The Early Part Of The 21st Century.
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Uhura, Anything?
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No Sir. Wait . . . I Have It, Captain.
Bearing 127, Mark 14.
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Mr. Spock?
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Scanning Now. Sensors Indicate We Have
Located The Source Of The Disturbance. This Is
The Focal Point In Time And Space We Detected
In Our Own Century, 300 Years From Now.
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What Is It?
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It Is Reading As A Single Object, Emitting A Torrential
Flood Of Illogic - Wave Upon Wave Of Countless
Irrational Points Of View.
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Explain.
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I Cannot. For This One Object To Do What
It Does Is Beyond My Understanding.
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Let's Have A Look At It, Mr. Sulu.
Activate Main Viewing Screen.
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Aye, Captain.
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My God!
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Lock all Phaser Banks on target.
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All of them, sir?
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Well, yeah. All of them.
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Wait. Why not use all of them?
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It’s just that is a lot of Phaser Power for such a small target, sir.
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What do you think? Too much?
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We do actually have quite a few independent batteries of Phaser canons. Maybe more than you realize, sir. Since the upgrades, I mean.
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Oh, right. We did get those upgrades recently, didn’t we?
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Yes sir, and with the additional 6 aft pairs of batteries coupled with the new high efficiency emitters, we’ve more than quadrupled the output from each Phaser Canon. That’s 6 times the previous total output, sir.
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That would make a considerable difference, wouldn’t it?
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And that’s not all, sir.
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It’s not?
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No sir. Even the tracking and targeting software is more efficient now, improving our hit/miss ratio by 12%.
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Wow, no $#!+? A full 12%? That would tend to negate the general need to lay it on that thick just to ensure a target’s destruction.
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Oh, it absolutely would, sir.
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Part 2 of 3

So, you think, maybe . . . just the forward starboard
Phaser banks, 1a through 3b, would suffice?
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More than enough, sir. I really do. It's practically overkill.
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Then lock all the forward starboard Phaser banks, 1a through 3b, on target.
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Aye aye, captain.
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Belay that order.
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What’s wrong, sir?
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Well, it occurs to me, it’s just that it takes a lot longer to issue that detailed a firing command, don’t you think?
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Yes. . .
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And wouldn‘t it take you longer to comply with it, as well?
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Hmmmmm . . . well . . . yes, I suppose it probably would.
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So I’m not sure all this is such a good idea. I mean, how much energy are we really saving, anyway?
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I suppose not all that much, sir, and unless hard pressed, the energy collectors would replenish the expenditure in short order.
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Besides, when you get right down to it, there’s even a far more important consideration at play here.
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What’s that, sir?
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It just doesn’t sound nearly as cool.
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Mmmm, yeah. I can sure understand that, captain. All that power at one man's command is VERY SEXY.
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Part 3 of 3

All right, then. Lock ALL Phaser banks on target.
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Aye, captain.
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Ummm, sir?
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What is it?
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Target’s buggered off, sir. He’s scarpered.
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I see.
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Mr. Spock, can you locate the target on your long-range scanners?
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Negative. All scanners are clear.
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Very well. We’ll log it into the records as . . . an unconfirmed sighting. A UFO.
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Mr. Spock, you have the Conn.
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Acknowledged.
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If you want me, I’ll be in Sickbay with . . . a headache.
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Today Aboard The U.S.S. Enterprise We're Secretly
Replacing The Captain's Dilithiums With Folgers' Crystals.
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Will Our Dark, Sparkling Folgers' Crystals Be Rich Enough To
Regulate The Matter-Anti-Matter Reaction In The Warp Core?
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Let's Find Out.
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Enemy Vessel Closing With Us.
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Confirmation - It's A D7 Klingon Battle Cruiser.
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Sulu, Prepare For Warp Maneuvers.
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They're Locking Weapons On Us!
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Chekov, Prepare To Return Fire.
Scotty, Raise Shields On My Command.
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They're Firing!
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Now, Scotty - Full Power To Shields.
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Mr. Spock, You Missed Your Annual Check Up Again. If You Don't Stick To The Schedule, It Can Create A Huge Problem For Me.
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Dr. McCoy, The Argus Array Near Cardassin Space Can Magnify Objects Over One Billion Times.
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So?
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The Main Subspace Array Situated At The Edge Of The Terran Stellar System Is Even Stronger, Magnifying Objects By A Factor Of 1 x 10^12 Power.
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What's Your Point, Mr. Spock?
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Doctor, If You Were To Combine Those Two Arrays, And Then Focus Their Power On Me, You Still Couldn't See My Interest In Your Problem.
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BURN!
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Let Me Know The Second You Detect Any Enemy Vessels.
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Aye, Captain.
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Captain? I'm Reading A Highly Unusual Quantum Signature.
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Vvrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Huh?
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Enemy Ships Decloaking! We're Surrounded!
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We're Taking Fire!
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Arrrrgghhhhhhh!
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The Starboard Warp Nacelle Is Badly
Damaged. We're Venting Drive Plasma.
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CAPTAIN! What Are Your Orders?
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Oh Boy.
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Mr. Spock - Will You Kindly Explain Why We're Here Instead Of On Course For Altair VI?
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Our Standing Starfleet Orders Are To Investigate Any Reported Activity Along The Way That May Be A Potential Threat To The Terran System.
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Reports? What Threat?
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Subspace Chatter, Mostly, Suggesting Recent Suspicious Activity Near Sol 7.
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Uranus?
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Yes Sir.
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What Were The Reports?
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Reported Possible Sightings Of Klingons In The Area, Sir.
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Snoorrt he ha ha oh my.
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Now Let Me Get This Straight, Mr. Spock. You Heard Some Subspace Chatter About Klingons Around Uranus?
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Yes Sir.
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Heh heh he he he ooh ohh oh.
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And You Diverted The Ship Here To Check It Out?
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Yes Sir.
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All right, Mr. Spock. Resume Course For Altair VI.
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But Captain, Don't You Think We Should More Thoroughly Search The Area Around Uranus?
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Brain the size of a planet and even the lowest form of humor escapes him.
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I Think We'll Risk It, This Time, Mr. Spock. Ahead Warp Factor 6.
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Jim? That Barber, Floyd? He's Pink.
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Pink Floyd. Yeah. So What?
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Don't You Think That's Very Strange?
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Naw. Lots Of People Are Pink Where I Come From.
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I Got A Report About A Bad Outbreak Of The Levodian Tummy Bug On Deneb IV.
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How Bad Is It, Doctor?
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100% Of The Population Has Contracted It, And Apparently 9 Out Of 10 Are Suffering From It.
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I Thought You Said 100% Of Them Had It.
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I Can Only Surmise From The Report, Every Tenth Person Must Be Enjoying It.
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Snort ha ha heh heh . . .
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Humans And Their Toilet Humor. It Is Most Illogical.
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I Pity You, Mr. Spock. You Will Never Know The Human Condition.
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Most Of The Time When You Cry, Nobody Notices The Tears You Shed, And When You’re Facing Trouble, Nobody Feels Or Notices Your Pain.
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But Try Farting In The Turbolift Just One Time . . .
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Come Now, Doctor, Even Vulcans Know Farting In The TurboLift Is Just Wrong . . .

. . . On So Many Levels.
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If You Will Excuse Me, Gentlemen.
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I’m Not Sure, Bones, But I Think Mr. Spock Just Made A Fart Joke.
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I Think You’ll Find That’s Not All He Made.
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Oh My God!
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Captain, I Forgot Something In My Quarters. I’ll Be Right Back To Start My Shift And Relieve Lt. Palmer.
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JESUS CHRIST!
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You Don’t Think She Thinks We Did That, Do You?
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Welcome Back To The Bridge, Mr. Spock. Tell Me, Was There Some Reason You Used The Jeffries Tube Ladder Entrance From The Deck Below?
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Periodic, Routine Inspection And Maintenance Of Emergency Equipment, Of Course.
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Of Course, Of Course.
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I’ve Got My Eye On You, Mr. Spock. I Just Want You To Know That.
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The following images are not mine, but they're fun, and many TOS Trek fans love them, so I'll put them here unless or until somebody with standing complains.

There are 123 objects/people to identify. How many can you identify?
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Do You Really Think You Can Do This?
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I Am Half Human, So I Can Only Endeavor To Try.
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I'll Be Right Behind You.
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My love,
There's only you in my life
The only thing that's bright.

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My first love,
You're every breath that I take
You're every step I make.

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And I
(I-I-I-I-I)
I want to share
All my love with you
No one else will do...

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And your eyes
Your eyes, your eyes
They tell me how much you care
Ooh yes, you will always be
My endless love.

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Two hearts,
Two hearts that beat as one
Our lives have just begun.

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Forever
(ohhhhhh)
I'll hold you close in my arms
I can't resist your charms.

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And love
Oh, love
I'll be a fool
For you,
I'm sure
You know I don't mind
Oh, you know I don't mind.

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'cause you,
You mean the world to me
Oh
I know
I know
I've found in you
My endless love.

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Oooh-woow
Boom, boom
Boom, boom, boom, boom, booom
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.

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Oooh, and love
Oh, love
I'll be that fool
For you,
I'm sure
You know I don't mind
Oh you know
I don't mind.

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And, yes
You'll be the only one
'cause no one can deny
This love I have inside
And I'll give it all to you
My love
My love, my love
My endless love.

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Ughhh, He Does This Every Time I Dress Up Like This.
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