Peter Johnson Wang (The Guy's Thread)

[Squiggy]

I like Yuengling when I can afford a whole six-pack,

You killed YUENGLINGS!?

 

[scotpens]

I think I may have walked into the women's thread by accident.

Wine is perfectly manly too.

Company . . . Fall IN!

Forward . . . MARCH!

I don't know but I've been told
Chardonnay must be served cold!

 

[AstroSmurf]

Well, there's your mistake right there. You may want to try a beer that isn't made from lead.

Guiness is the lifeblood, the mana of beer. It sustains me and gives me the strength I need to overcome great obstacles.

Guiness is good stuff, but it really is a poor choice for your first beer. You have to have a taste for the flavours and subtleties of beer before you can really appreciate a stout.

^ Exactly. Guinness is like a large full meal, heavy and full of different flavors. It is made with awesome.

 

[RoJoHen]

I like Yuengling when I can afford a whole six-pack,

You killed YUENGLINGS!?

I rarely actually laugh out loud, but this made me chuckle.

 

[Canadave]

I think I may have walked into the women's thread by accident.

Wine is perfectly manly too.

Company . . . Fall IN!

Forward . . . MARCH!

I don't know but I've been told
Chardonnay must be served cold!

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2ecasPqhgk[/yt]

 

[STR]

Not entirely OT, but the title reminded me of a friend. He's named Willie Johnson. I shit you not. He grew up in Mississippi and for obvious reasons prefers to go by "Will"

 

[Ruaidhri]

I like Yuengling when I can afford a whole six-pack, and Molson Canadian when I just have enough for a 20oz can or two.

Oh, Yuengling, that makes me homesick. Nowadays I drink mostly Rickards Red or Stella Artois.

 

[Nachtkommen]

My brain is not something I use anyway, so it's ok.

Kinda making the point for me there; if mind altering chemicals are OK for you, then why not use tried and time tested ones (alcohol!) instead of weird modern man-made ones of which we only know that they're pretty and dangerous?

For me, again, it comes down to taste.

If alcohol tasted as good to me as juice and soda does, I'd prolly be drinking it... I'd also prolly be an alcoholic. (I'm not one for moderation.)

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

I'll have to take you out drinking some time.

 

[Nachtkommen]

I'll have to take you out drinking some time.

I've almost made it to 3o without ever having been drunk.

I can't have you ruining that streak!

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

I'll have to take you out drinking some time.

I've almost made it to 3o without ever having been drunk.

I can't have you ruining that streak!

If i ruin your streak, we'll end up going streaking when you're drunk.

 

[Canadave]

I like Yuengling when I can afford a whole six-pack, and Molson Canadian when I just have enough for a 20oz can or two.

Oh, Yuengling, that makes me homesick. Nowadays I drink mostly Rickards Red or Stella Artois.

Nothing wrong with Red; that's a damn fine beer. Hard to believe it comes from such a big brewery, actually.

 

[Nachtkommen]

I'll have to take you out drinking some time.

I've almost made it to 3o without ever having been drunk.

I can't have you ruining that streak!

If i ruin your streak, we'll end up going streaking when you're drunk.

No way.

I only take off my clothes like that for money.

 

[George]

Let's list expressions for "your pants are unzipped". I'll make a start:

"You're flying low"
"Isn't your willy a little bit chilly?"

 

[LitmusDragon]

Let's list expressions for "your pants are unzipped". I'll make a start:

"You're flying low"
"Isn't your willy a little bit chilly?"

"Your barn door is open" is the one I always heard growing up. I'm not even sure what that means.

 

[Australis]

"Does it pay to advertise?"

 

[Squiggy]

You killed YUENGLINGS!?

I rarely actually laugh out loud, but this made me chuckle.

Do you know how long it took me to find Star Wars screen caps?

 

[trekkiedane]

Let's list expressions for "your pants are unzipped". I'll make a start:

"You're flying low"
"Isn't your willy a little bit chilly?"

Tivoli is open!

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

I still say "XYZ."

 

[RoJoHen]

I rarely actually laugh out loud, but this made me chuckle.

Do you know how long it took me to find Star Wars screen caps?

45 seconds?