OrionSlaveGirl: Help me coax her into posting!

[TheSeeker]

TrekBBS, I need your help!

After years of hearing me talk about the TrekBBS my wife has finally signed up under the name OrionSlaveGirl but she still hasn't made one single post! She's been lurking (read: checking up on me) but she hasn't felt comfortable enough to post.

I need you all to let her know that we don't bite (well except for Shameless). Any words of encouragement or testimonials would be appreciated!

 

[The Boy Who Cried Worf]

Let her know that she will be subjected to constant leering harassment if she ever posts a picture. Let her know that she will have the fun of reading hundreds of lame in-jokes and references that will take her about 6 months to fully understand. Tell her that if she goes into TNZ she'll have about 6 trolls screaming obscenities and insuts at her before she makes her first post.


That's all the stuff that made me want to join the Star Trek BBS!

 

[TheSeeker]

Surprisingly there has been no leering when I have posted pictures of her. Maybe it's because I identified her as my wife.

 

[iguana_tonante]

And your avatar is a mean-looking dude with a sword. That may explain the case.

By the way, welcome OrionSlaveGirl! We'll make our best to make you feel comfortable here. Now, get a seat on this comfy sofa...

 

[Zulu Romeo]

By the way, welcome OrionSlaveGirl! We'll make out best to make you feel comfortable here. Now, get a seat on this comfy sofa...

It's a trap! I mean, er, welcome! Hope you have a fun time here.


Me, I'm looking forward to the inevitable Wife-Off between OrionSlaveGirl and TheWifeOfBrian...

 

[Canadave]

Surprisingly there has been no leering when I have posted pictures of her. Maybe it's because I identified her as my wife.

I do my best not to leer, but I will say you're a lucky man. She looked quite lovely in any pics I've seen you post.

As an aside, my girlfriend is also on here (under the user name Caliza), but she's also a lurker. Grand total of four posts, she has...

Makes me wonder how many of the men on this board have SOs who lurk.

 

[captcalhoun]

i don't have an SO...

which explains the leering...

hello Mrs Seeker. Your fella's a nice guy!

 

[K'riq Sa]

hello little girl.

want a piece of candy?....



k'riq

 

[Plecostomus]

By the way, welcome OrionSlaveGirl! We'll make out best to make you feel comfortable here. Now, get a seat on this comfy sofa...

It's a trap! I mean, er, welcome! Hope you have a fun time here.


Me, I'm looking forward to the inevitable Wife-Off between OrionSlaveGirl and TheWifeOfBrian...

I see it as an epic matchup between an Iowa-class battleship and an Alaska-class cruiser... with my wife being the Iowa.

 

[DiSiLLUSiON]

I bite.

 

[Aurian]

Welcome Orionslavegirl I like the name..

 

[SPOCKED]

hello little girl.

want a piece of candy?....



k'riq

Let's try to not do this kind of thing anymore. It's weird and off-putting.

 

[Plecostomus]

hello little girl.

want a piece of candy?....



k'riq

Let's try to not do this kind of thing anymore. It's weird and off-putting.

This... and what the hell is a "Wife-Off" anyway? Sounds like something I should talk to my CPA/Tax Agent about.

 

[ITL]

and what the hell is a "Wife-Off" anyway? Sounds like something I should talk to my CPA/Tax Agent about.

Like in The Karate Kid. "Wife-On...Wife-Off."

*tumbleweed*

Yeah. I don't know what it means either.

 

[Plecostomus]

and what the hell is a "Wife-Off" anyway? Sounds like something I should talk to my CPA/Tax Agent about.

Like in The Karate Kid. "Wife-On...Wife-Off."

Something to try in the bedroom then?

*tumbleweed*

Yeah. I don't know what it means either.

 

[trampledamage]

If your wife avoids Misc and TNZ until she's happy on the BBS she shouldn't get too freaked out!

Say, is she a Karl Urban fan? Zachary Quinto? We have some very nice threads up in Trek XI

 

[The Boy Who Cried Worf]

By the way, welcome OrionSlaveGirl! We'll make out best to make you feel comfortable here. Now, get a seat on this comfy sofa...

It's a trap! I mean, er, welcome! Hope you have a fun time here.


Me, I'm looking forward to the inevitable Wife-Off between OrionSlaveGirl and TheWifeOfBrian...

I see it as an epic matchup between an Iowa-class battleship and an Alaska-class cruiser... with my wife being the Iowa.

I try and look at it like a topless jello wrestling match.

 

[Plecostomus]

It's a trap! I mean, er, welcome! Hope you have a fun time here.


Me, I'm looking forward to the inevitable Wife-Off between OrionSlaveGirl and TheWifeOfBrian...

I see it as an epic matchup between an Iowa-class battleship and an Alaska-class cruiser... with my wife being the Iowa.

I try and look at it like a topless jello wrestling match.

Yes yes but actually having witnessed a topless pudding-pit wrestling match between my wife and another patron of the bar (long story) I can honestly say this is a very very bad idea.

...why do you think I classify her as a battleship?

 

[CorporalClegg]

Did you try a bribe?

Tell her you'll take her to her favorite restaurant or something.

 

[archeryguy1701]

OrionSlaveGirl! Come! Post! For the most part, it's a pretty fun crew, and you might enjoy getting involved. Just try and avoid that TheSeeker guy... he's kind of a wierdo.

Oh....

Wait...