it was a hot day, and we had just come back to school at the end of August-early September. I was in a hurry to catch the bus, so I figured I didn't have time to take a crap beforehand. So I crapped myself relatively early in the school day. I spent the rest of the day avoiding people and doing that funny walk you do when you have crapped yourself and you don't want to rub up against your own fecal material. So late in the day, they brought a fan into a classroom because it was so hot. It was not a huge fan, so the teacher invited us to gather around closely in a circle. I did not want to do this because it would mean that one of the kids might smell what I did. So I told the teacher that I could feel the cooling effects of the fan just fine from where I was sitting. That was a lie, but a necessary one.
When I got home, my underpants were ruined.
When I got home, my underpants were ruined.
