One for Jason... she almost got us kicked out of a t***y bar...

[ed629]

So we went to a titty bar, it was her idea too. We were in there and watching the show, she said that she could do a better lapdance than the girls working there. At the time there were 2 dancers on stage and a lapdance going on. As she started to give me her lapdance all eyes turned to us. Even the one ude getting the lapdance.

That was when security came over and said "We don't want any problems, stop what you're doing unless you want an application or save it until you get home. If not then you will need to leave."

It was an interesting evening...

 

[John Picard]

Re: One for Jason... she almost got us kicked out of a titty bar...

Have they reviewed her application yet?

 

[ManOnTheWave]

Re: One for Jason... she almost got us kicked out of a titty bar...

That's odd. The only thing "security" does around here when a customer gives another customer a lapdance is watch. With a sloppy grin.

 

[Mooch]

Re: One for Jason... she almost got us kicked out of a titty bar...

maybe it's kind of like bringing your own food to a restraunt...

 

[sidious618]

Re: One for Jason... she almost got us kicked out of a titty bar...

I'm eager to see where this thread will go.

 

[ed629]

Re: One for Jason... she almost got us kicked out of a titty bar...

That's odd. The only thing "security" does around here when a customer gives another customer a lapdance is watch. With a sloppy grin.

It probably had something to do with the other customers stopping giving tips to the dancers and pretty much ignoring what was going on on the stage.

 

[BigFoot]

 

[RJDiogenes]

Clubs don't really like you to BYOB.

 

[The Boy Who Cried Worf]

Clubs don't really like you to BYOB.

That "B" can stand for so many things. But since this is Misc I'll leave that to the imagination.

 

[RJDiogenes]

Exactly. I could think of at least four, so I figured I'd leave it up to you all...

 

[Plecostomus]

Bring your own Babe is prob'ly the only one PG-14 enough, eh?

 

[RJDiogenes]

"Broad" is fairly harmless.

 

[Lookingglassman]

When I was in the Army we found a strip club in the backwoods of Southern KY that let you bring your own alcohol in. The funny thing about this place is all the strippers were Movie Star Hot! We were like, "what are a bunch of extremely hot chicks doing stripping in the middle of a run down bar in the middle of the woods in KY?" There was nothing else there except a lonely road and a bunch of trees. I thought it was a set up or something like they were going to turn into vampires and kill us or they were luring us in so their retarded half-breed cousin could chain saw us too death, but nothing happened to us.