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Amaris
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We don't use roofing tile. That stuff is expensive since it's oil based. We use sandstone particulate that can be found in any quarry. Ground together with chalk and substrate, it is quite consumable. Our equipment then takes this chalk and sandstone polyresin blend and pre-forms it into a "chip". It costs about half as much as that fancy "stone ground corn" cooked up by those advertising bastards. Our chips actually ARE stone ground! We call it "Cornt". As in, "We bet you cornt find anything cheaper in any third world country!"
J.
Awesome. Now what are you smoking? Can you pass some of that over here?
The floor immediately beneath the office level is where we test aerosols. We're currently testing "Pumpkin Pie". There may be a small side effect in which the scent causes flashbacks and bouts of insanity similar to that of LSD. We had this same problem with last month's "Strawberry Supreme" scent, in which our testers thought they were birds and started jumping from the windows. I'd expect better from them, but hey, ten year olds, like the rest of us human beings, aren't perfect. We'll get it ironed out, don't you worry!
J.