Old Jokes……

[Gil T.Azell]

With new Punch Lines ( or ones you haven’t heard before)
EG;
Q; “Why does a dog lick his balls?”
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A: “Because he can’t make a fist”


Have you got any??

 

[tharpdevenport]

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Dr. nu.

Dr. nuWho?

 

[Moocey]

A man walks into a pet shop and sees a parrot that costs $500. He asks the shopkeeper why the parrot costs so much and the clerk says "This parrot can speak latin." He looks at the parrot next to that one and notices that the price is $1500. He asks what that parrot can do. The clerk says "Well, that parrot knows latin, french, german and can do calculus." The next parrot costs $3000, so he asks what that parrot can do. "Nothing." The clerk says. "Well, why does he cost so much?" the shopper asks. "He is the chief." says the clerk.

 

[ancientone51]

Why does the chicken cross the road?





To show the armadillo it could be done.

 

[MANT!]

Ever hear the one aboput the Eskimo and his wife?...







One cold night she broke it off...

 

[SicOne]

Queen Elizabeth, while visiting San Francisco, decides to have her picture taken by an American photographer. While he's getting the studio set up, he makes small-talk with her. Remembering that Prince Phillip, her husband, has a brother who is an amateur photographer, she tells the American, "We have something in common."

"What is that?", asks the photographer.

"I have a brother-in-law who is a photographer.", the Queen states.

"Wow!", says the American. "We have something else in common."

"What is that?", Elizabeth asks the San Franciscan.

"I have a brother-in-law who's a queen!"

 

[SicOne]

You know, where we really need to take this is over to TNZ...