Author’s Note: First off, let me say this is the weirdest story I have ever written. It is not to be considered part of the Independence series, even though I used the characters. I suspect the reader will either find it very funny, or very stupid. I don’t think there will be much gray area. If you read my Independence series, this will defiantly be a radical departure from what one would normally expect. My goal was to fit as many Star Trek clichés as I could into one short story. I just made a list of as many as I could think of, and the story wrote itself. …that explains a lot. This Story is rated: WTF? Ok, enough advisories. Enjoy!