NuTrek is not Star Trek

[Dane_Whitman]

Its nothing but a typical hollywood action film. Im surprised they didnt get Vin Diesel or the Rock to be in this.

The Rock was in VOY. OMG it's not canon!

 

[The Transformed Man]

I hereby declare TNG not canon because I say so.

I hereby declare DevilintheDark to be not canon. He does not exist, because it violates the established continuity.

I hereby declare your decanonizing of DevilintheDark to be non canon. Also, I declare that I am no longer to be considered canon. However, DiSiLLUSION, I now bequeath to you status as officially canon!

Yancy

 

[Trekker4747]

Its nothing but a typical hollywood action film.

Go watch any Michael Bay movie ever made.

Go watch this one again.

Compare.

Report your findings here, in detail, no fewer than 1000 words, please double space.

 

[iguana_tonante]

How can anyone enjoy this crap? Not canon.

LULZ

 

[DiSiLLUSiON]

I hereby declare TNG not canon because I say so.

I hereby declare DevilintheDark to be not canon. He does not exist, because it violates the established continuity.

Unfortunately that means there is an alternate time line where he does exist! Eeek! Maybe in that time line people even agree with him! The horror!

I think it's time for a grandfather paradox, don't you?

 

[DiSiLLUSiON]

I hereby declare TNG not canon because I say so.

I hereby declare DevilintheDark to be not canon. He does not exist, because it violates the established continuity.

I hereby declare your decanonizing of DevilintheDark to be non canon. Also, I declare that I am no longer to be considered canon. However, DiSiLLUSION, I now bequeath to you status as officially canon!

Yancy

Yes! I have been saved! Thank you, lord of continuity!

 

[T'Baio]

Sweet Jesus H. Christ, I hope this goddamned "NuTrek" phrase does not catch on and is something I have to deal with for God knows how long.

Can we just stop its use now? Please?

 

[CommanderTrip]

How can anyone enjoy this crap? Not canon.

NuTrek is Star Trek.

How can anyone not enjoy this crap?

Canon.



See what I did there?

 

[DiSiLLUSiON]

Sweet Jesus H. Christ, I hope this goddamned "NuTrek" phrase does not catch on and is something I have to deal with for God knows how long.

Can we just stop its use now? Please?

We could always start with the phrase crapTrek for the old universe. That should bug the hell out of those old continuity lovers.

 

[DevilintheDark]

NuTrek is the new offical term.

 

[superdeluxe]

Not canon.

 

[DiSiLLUSiON]

NuTrek is the new offical term.

That's not canon.

(See what I did? I did, I did! )

 

[Trekker4747]

I want to reitterate my idea for a Trex XI TNZ-like subforum.

 

[datas_cat_spot]

Sweet Jesus H. Christ, I hope this goddamned "NuTrek" phrase does not catch on and is something I have to deal with for God knows how long.

Can we just stop its use now? Please?

FapTrek?

 

[Trekker4747]

Abrams Trek.

 

[DevilintheDark]

Death to false Trek

 

[Dane_Whitman]

Porthos' Trek, based on the only Canon Dog in the new universe.

 

[VonHelton]

Its nothing but a typical hollywood action film. Im surprised they didnt get Vin Diesel or the Rock to be in this.

Correct.

 

[Trekker4747]

Death to false Trek

 

[Zeppster]

If you don't like it because it's against canon then you just don't like Star Trek. Canon isn't followed in Star Trek. Never has been and never will be.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1chtJQFQNs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55NwNrkzz4s
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42Q-pFlzung
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gy_-TklmyYE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1-B8naP6TU