nuTrek 7-word game!

[cooleddie74]

stretched into infinity, baffling even the most

 

[M'Sharak]

We interrupt this thread for a special message:
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full body cavity searches for the entire

much call for

"Semen! Semen!"

"Oh, puhleeze!"

their bunks and admired Kirk's moose knuckle.

Camel Toed Amazons of Vulva 7 then

all got erectile dysfunction - even McCoy who

dongs in the side pocket of the

I.C. Wiener and Anita Bigcock while they

I've been letting this thread police itself, by and large, but Peacemaker, at least try not to go all "Beavis & Butthead put in as much adolescent smut and innuendo as possible" with it, okay?

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We return you to your seven-word amusement thread (now with slightly more elevated level of verbiage.)

 

[bbailey861]

ardent of astronomers. Confused by the lack

 

[F. King Daniel]

of recognizable shampoo brands in Klingon space,

 

[cooleddie74]

Spock wondered if some sort of hair

 

[bbailey861]

removal tool would also be good for

 

[cooleddie74]

exploring the follicles of larger species of

 

[bbailey861]

females found along the Neutral Zone. Many

 

[cooleddie74]

Starfleet expeditions had been sent to study

 

[bbailey861]

the effects of Quasars on hair growth

 

[cooleddie74]

but never returned with any conclusive proof.

 

[bbailey861]

McCoy was daydreaming about women when suddenly

 

[cooleddie74]

he remembered that he left his mint

 

[bbailey861]

julep in the arboretum.

"I hope that

 

[cooleddie74]

nobody drank it....it's way too strong

 

[bbailey861]

. If Keenser gets hold of it, he'll

 

[cooleddie74]

almost surely become mad with power and

 

[bbailey861]

the last time that happened, we had

 

[cooleddie74]

to stun him repeatedly with phasers just

 

[bbailey861]

to get him to let go. Hopefully,