Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by King Daniel Beyond, Mar 19, 2012.
24th century Romulan bastard who had tried
making a strawberry split using Red Matter
obtained from a Romulan mining colony and
used by his crew members as aftershave
when they ran out of the regular
Gillette(tm) brand. The matter left their faces
covered in thick stubble that couldn't be
cut with plasma torches set on "high".
Whoever manages to come up with a
much easier way to shave without using
super-heated electrically neutral, highly ionized gas
will not only win the Zee-Magnees Prize
, but will have operas made and sung
about it on the Klingon homeworld. The
ten most powerful warlords will kneel before
General Zod, but only after swearing complete
distaste for Superman III.
Kryptonian legal tradition
held that the Son of Jor-El must
sign each and every of the forty-six
breasts of the Council of Mammaria, a
Separate names with a comma.