Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by King Daniel Beyond, Mar 19, 2012.
Kirk watched the exchange, eyes glazed over.
"I didn't take those kind of classes
at the Academy. Or maybe I did,
and I'm just forgetting. Anyways, if you
want, we can go skydiving this weekend
and have sandwiches in freefall. I find
honey-roasted turkey to be the ideal
sandwich filler for such occasions. It induces
sleep, and there's nothing more exciting than
sleep-diving. I mean, sky-sleeping. I mean,
sky-skying! We're all going sky-skying.
ORBITAL skydiving! So remember to bring a
decoy and fake your own death in
order to trick everybody into
thinking your upcoming crime spree couldn't possibly
be successful when in fact it could
go down in history as the most
successful criminal enterprise ever recorded. The possibilities
- oh, those infinite possibilities! Like robbing the
Bank of Bolius and looting all of
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