Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by King Daniel Beyond, Mar 19, 2012.
It was the largest that Starfleet Command
had ever approved for an "ass screen," especially
since budget cutbacks in 2246 had led
to any screen over 27 inches being
prohibited from installation aboard any
starship with a number other than 1701.
The Enterprise was the first starship to
have inflatable chairs and built-in jacuzzi
facilities, features that excited many officers and
made them jealous. The Belgian chocolate shop
made dark chocolate replicates of the famous
starship captains of the 22nd and 23rd
centuries, stuffed with the most creamy pralines
and cherries imaginable. The entire delicious panoply
made John Jacob Jingle Heimer Schmidt, his
long-lost third cousin, giddy with the
milk of human kindness soured all over
him. The smell from the milk was
nowhere near as smelly as the giant
puddle of diarrhea that had been dropped
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