Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by King Daniel Paid CBS Plant, Mar 19, 2012.
but I'm so bloody thirsty that it
will not be that much of a
difference." He finished off the glass and
suddenly started feeling drowsy. "Hey, what kind
of ale is this? I canna think
... Hey lassie, is that ROMULAN cat pee?"
Scotty's vision was blurring and without thinking
he kicked Keenser between his legs. Keenser
, having no genetalia, merely laughed. "I do
not feel pain down there, Scotty. You
have been trying for years to find
my family jewels. But I'll never tell!
Scotty then shot him with phaser set
on "Tickle," which made him giggle uncontrollably.
"Is that 'Tickle Me Keenser'?" asked Uhura,
who had just entered engineering carrying some
pretzels hanging on her erected nipples.
why don't you mosey on over here
and use your tongue in a more
useful manner?" Keenser's eyes bugged out and
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