Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by King Daniel Paid CBS Plant, Mar 19, 2012.
He sounded just like Jackie Mason when
suddenly Ming the Merciless and Debbie Gibson
appeared in a flash of light and
laughed at the cows which lowed in
disgust to the approach of the first
zombie turkey fleet on Thanksgiving Day. The
coked-up Kirk staggered to the cows
looking at one deeply in the eyes.
he frenched the cow, gagged, then climbed
onto the back of the Great Turkey.
It was only a matter of minutes
before the Great Turkey became agitated and
tore hundreds of faces off with its
razor-sharp Borg-enhanced beak.
in on a motorcycle and began to
yell racial slurs at the cast of
Glee until one of them got angry
and depressed, but that was nothing, because
they were carrying a huge bazooka and
dancing merrily to the title theme from
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