Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by King Daniel Beyond, Mar 19, 2012.
extremely inappropriate, for BlackSheHitler preferred naked
rodeo clowns, truly the most disturbing rodeo
clowns of all.
Pike began circling BlackSheHitler,
taunting her for having a goofy moustache.
she dived at him, but slipped and
fell facefirst into a table of pies.
"pies in the bowling alley!" Pike yelled
as he put on glitter shoes and
danced with three Xindi Marsupial drag queens.
Tugging, then pulling her finger out of
her left nostril covered in snot, she
flicked it at Pike, with devastating results.
Pike recoiled in complete disgust as the
bogie hit him. Pike died, the funeral
was attended by the ghosts of the
USS Kelvin crew, including Captain Robau and
George Kirk, who brought along Abraham Lincoln
and Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
story," George Kirk's ghost said. He had
sex with most of the Buffy cast
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