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reacharound when he was drunk on whiskey.
Unfortunately, he caught his wang in the turbolift
doors and got it yanked clean off.
23rd century medicine could do nothing for
Yanked Peepee syndrome short of using a
length of string and Elmer's Glue to
Riker was devastated. He pretended it never
"But it did, Blanche, it did!"
Dorothy Zbornak yelled from across the ship's
com. "Everybody knows it, so brag about
that time that Stan came over and
attached a clone dick for poor old
Riker to sport around. It was barely
4-inches long, and thin as spaghetti.
Kirk and the crew started calling him
Spagdicky, which made Riker cry. He decided
to use Space Viagra to make his
scrawny little member into an almighty, terrifying
the rest of the crew with his
addiction to Shasta and Tab and ecstasy.
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