Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by King Daniel Paid CBS Plant, Mar 19, 2012.
as part of an experiment to see
if he learn Kirk's varied techniques of
sexual pleasure, methods so refined that they
had become the standard in man-whoring.
A new class at the Academy had
been set up, with Riker as their
canon timeline violator instructor in holographic form.
Holo Riker was a very skilled and
wore only his exotic erotic night robes.
This Riker was clean shaven and sported
a 12 inch penis and no pubic hair.
Holo Riker's schlong was so impressive that
billions of statues, known as "Rikerrhuum", were
"erected" across the Federation in honor of
the biggest prick in the Federation.
reputation grew so rapidly that he became
host of Riker's Phallic Follies, the funniest
stage show produced. Sold out for months,
it was impossible to snag tickets to
it without giving Riker a handy or
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