Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by King Daniel Beyond, Mar 19, 2012.
invest in a series of DVD movies
that would be easy to sell to
obsessive fanboys. Kirk wanted a DVD deal too,
but was unsure just what to ask
, or what sexual favours to offer.
knew of several kinky Vulcan methods of
securing lucrative DVD deals. He melded with
Kirk to transfer that knowledge to him
but something went wrong, as Kirk's psyche
turned psychotic and he punched Spock in
was so sex-mad that it sent
him into a spiral of alcohol and
substance abuse that left his genitals sterile.
Uhura was devastated.
"I want BAAAAAY BEEEEEES!"
she sang as she played a cool
tune on Chekov's splayed-open ribcage.
Chekov was dead and yet still alive.
"Zombies.... Russian.... inwention...." he mumbled, mouth frothing
with Pop Rocks foam. He moaned loudly
then stood up, searching for tasty brains
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