Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by King Daniel Beyond, Mar 19, 2012.
Sulu pulled out a trumpet and began
tooting his own horn.
Kirk was astounded
to discover that his lap contained a
"Whore! Whore! You Whore!" Sarek screamed from
across time and space as he flew
off the handle in a supremely illogical
fashion. BlackSheHitler nodded in approval, as she
strummed a lute and sang the lyrics
to I Am Woman in Helen Reddy's
voice. Everybody was so baffled that they
stared at BlackSheHitler wearing monocles, and
farting loudly into an empty jar. She
"Yes, yes, your farts feed me."
The jar could talk!!! Kirk was stunned!
"Feed me! Feed me!" crowed the jar.
Kirk passed wind directly into it and
then did a pee in it.
Unable to fathom how the present situation
could get any stupider, Spock drank heavily
while his testicles dropped.
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