Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by King Daniel Beyond, Mar 19, 2012.
decided to go with an aquarium for
the Xindi Aquatics.
They were quite offended
when the Aquatics told them to "Go
to hell.", as humans might say. They
couldn't communicate in a normal humanoid fashion
and instead did the Underwater Macarena in
mime format so that they could effectively
communicate. Uhura's reply dancing was a sight
to see as she waved palm fronds
while wearing a grass skirt and coconut
bra. Her rhythmic gyrations caused the men
to lust after her and distracted them
from Spock's surreptitious efforts to alter the
chemical balance of the water tanks to
induce deadly seizures. Spock was a jealous
son of a bitch and was going
to kill everyone who even looked at
a copy of Field and Stream magazine.
So everybody started reading Popular Mechanics and
People instead, folding down the pages and
Separate names with a comma.