Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by King Daniel Beyond, Mar 19, 2012.
most common reaction whenever Keenser would make
a secretion. Keenser secreted his cheese and
stored it in a refrigerated compartment inside
of his mighty cheesewheel, then blamed it
on Scotty by saying that he had
farted due to excessive bean consumption. Keenser
and beans were a combination feared throughout
the quadrant and several laws were passed
enforcing all citizens to shoot on sight
anyone seen giving beans to Keenser. This
law was never followed, though, in part
that Keenser was always begging for beans
doused in barbecue sauce. His diet was
ravenous as Scotty could attest to. Beans
made him poop blue
"Semen! Semen! Evvverywhere!"
All the excitement had gotten Keenser off.
And now engineering was covered in ectoplasm.
It would take weeks to clean it
all, so they just burned engineering down
with a flamethrower and roasted wieners. They
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