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of the crew with a sex toy.
Waking from his nap, Sulu was sweating
profusely and panting. He had
to shower before his shift.
He dragged his sweaty body
into the shower and found
that his soap had been coated in
mercury and it was now impossible to
use without causing brain damage. He looked
at a trail of footprints that led
to the chemistry lab and found a
shard of glass with minute traces of
Chekov's semen in it. He remembered collecting
Chekov's semen during the sperm drive they
held last week. It was very "hands-on".
Chekov won first prize but suffered vision
loss as masturbation causes blindness. "Vere eez
ze kleenex?" he slurred, hairy palms reaching
out and grabbing hold of Sulu's trousers.
into his shirt to scratch his nipples.
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