Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by King Daniel Paid CBS Plant, Mar 19, 2012.
the most boring and bland time for
over a century. This entertainment stagnation caused
American and even global youth to resort
to watching LOLCats for amusement, leading to
the alternate timeline Interwebs being so abused
that the internet collapsed, causing world wide
revolution and major wars that killed millions.
Called the "Internet Wars" by later historians,
the conflicts destroyed much of society and
in this timeline, internet porn was never
fully developed nor exploited due to the
lack of AAA batteries, used to power
most Federation devices of that era. They
wanted a more durable source of energy
so they developed a way to tap into
volcanic energy, optimistically labeled Geothermically Splurted Synergy.
Hundreds of scientists laboured months trying to
turn GSS into a reality but the
Federation Science Council decided that it was
about as likely as Sulu turning down
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