Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by King Daniel Paid CBS Plant, Mar 19, 2012.
is it true that when you were
an intern that you once used formaldehyde
to preserve bull testicles and then use
a bicycle pump to flush out the
colon of an old man? Because that
really isn't something a Starfleet pilot should
consider whenever he trains to fly a
500,000 ton prototype Federation starship. It would
be a pretty dangerous thing for them
to attempt sober, and in your state
right now I wouldn't even recommend that
you even attempt to shave!"
a bottle of shaving cream and sprayed
"See, they won't fog up
if you cover them with shaving cream!"
Chekov, who needed to learn how to shave,
picked up a laser razor and started
to cut away at his head, only
to stop when the beam hit his
cerebral cortex and dislodged the implanted microchip
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