Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by King Daniel Beyond, Mar 19, 2012.
Depp, and gave him a good slap
across the face to wake him up.
"Captain Jack Sparrow? We need your help!"
Depp roused, rubbed his eyes and asked
"Why is the rum gone?"
of it, Jack!! We need you to
start an old fashioned bar brawl here!
We need to get everyone properly drunk!"
McCoy opened his little black bag and
pulled out a huge mint julep complete
with individual glasses to ensure everyone got
nice and 'faced as fast as possible.
"Now this, gentlemen, is what I call
the Snot Kicker. It's so potent that
by the time it knocks you out
you've already pissed and soiled yourself! It's
the best damn concoction I've made since
my resurrection in 2251!"
Sulu was skeptical,
having tried some of the most powerful
laxatives in the galaxy without success.
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