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Nostradamus

He said some dude from near Italy was gonna f**k up a mighty empire, along came Napoleon; who studied Nostradamus, and believed himself that he was of whom Nostradamus had prophesied. This first antichrist was said to have pave the way for the second. Someone more bloodier than the first; called 'Hister', born in the very eastern depths of the west, the second antichrist was gonna come and f**k up Europe worse than before, with beasts that don't care about land or water (tanks) roaring through obsticles with no mercy... I guess Hitler fancied himself as this second antichrist and... Like Napoloen, began to study Nostradamus... Maybe Nostradamus wrote it, but rather than predicting anything and getting lucky with anagrams and dates and such, he influenced them rather than predict them... He said there is a third and final antichrist, and that they're among us now, in this day and age... I didn't write it, but what ever orbit we're in now, Scoropio 'or what ever'... Everything people believe about his 'warnings', are said to talk about this day and age as 'The End of Days.'

Nostradamus dare not warn us of what he believed to be truth, because of the church's power in Europe at the time. He didn't want to be branded Heritic. Nostradamus had no choice but to break up his 'knowledge' in poetic abstract verses.
 
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For years I've wanted to write a rock/rap opera based on Nostradamus and his "predictions."

Nostradamus never predicted the Lizard people, did he? What a failure.
 
Shit, Nostradamus never predicted the internet, Saran Wrap or the hula hoop. What a wanker.
 
There will be a terrible storms from the sea causing flooding and death, and on land violent winds will destroy buildings, and crops, and bring death. Parts of the earth will shake as if an angry god is tossing a ball to and fro, and it will bring death. Some asshole will do something horrible that causes lots of death. A controversial ruler will be elected, and will not be liked by many people. Eugene Levy will continue to make American Pie movies, and people will wish for death.

Kirbydamus has spoken.
 
Nostradamus made a lot of predictions that can be interpreted to reflect any event in history.

He also said we'd be using boats more than cars by now.
 
Nostradamus warned us of the third anitichirst... By the name Mabus.

Often people thought, lower case mabus and lower case gwbush look alike when you take lower case m and lower case a, flip them upside and mirror them, you get g w, add bus you get g w bus... President Barack Obama appointed Ray Mabus head of the US Navy; Guess which Seals just taken out Bin Laden...

I don't care who you are, that's funny.
 
Nostradamus warned us of the third anitichirst... By the name Mabus.

Often people thought, lower case mabus and lower case gwbush look alike when you take lower case m and lower case a, flip them upside and mirror them, you get g w, add bus you get g w bus... President Barack Obama appointed Ray Mabus head of the US Navy; Guess which Seals just taken out Bin Laden...

I don't care who you are, that's funny.
Not really.
 
There have been people for a long time waiting and fearing the name Mabus, thinking it meant obaMABUSh in 2008... Then the Preisdent makes Ray Mabus head of the U.S Navy and the Navy Seals killed Osama... They said 'Mabus will come, the third antichirst will be Asian, not European, he will die and 27 years of bloodshed in his wake.' - The History Channel, 2008.

That's just funny. Unless you speak Olde French, you'd have to translate these verses of gibberish that depicts great peril tomorrow.
 
I personally put Nostradamus right up there with God, Santa Claus, ghosts and magic, all nice for some light reading and the odd blockbuster movie, but that's about it.
 
Nostradamus warned us of the third anitichirst... By the name Mabus.

Often people thought, lower case mabus and lower case gwbush look alike when you take lower case m and lower case a, flip them upside and mirror them, you get g w, add bus you get g w bus... President Barack Obama appointed Ray Mabus head of the US Navy; Guess which Seals just taken out Bin Laden...

I don't care who you are, that's funny.

You know, "Mabus" is "Subam" backwards, which sounds a little like SuBo, a.k.a. Susan Boyle.

Just sayin'.

:vulcan:
 
It's also ghetto for my bus...
"Disis Ma' bus."

:)

I wouldn't say my bus was the third antichrist though.
 
Nostradamus warned us of the third anitichirst... By the name Mabus.

Often people thought, lower case mabus and lower case gwbush look alike when you take lower case m and lower case a, flip them upside and mirror them, you get g w, add bus you get g w bus... President Barack Obama appointed Ray Mabus head of the US Navy; Guess which Seals just taken out Bin Laden...

I don't care who you are, that's funny.

You know, "Mabus" is "Subam" backwards, which sounds a little like SuBo, a.k.a. Susan Boyle.

Just sayin'.

:vulcan:
And now I have Emma Kennedy's SuBo impression from AIOTM (aiotm) screeching it's way around my head. And it made me chuckle.

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Now I think Susan Boyle's like a car.

'SuBo' sounds like 'Zoo-Bow' in my head and reminds me of the Subaru Impreza, for some reason...
 
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I've been reading up on the subject, and discovered the little-known Greek philosopher Theradiotimes, whom I now believe was better at making predictions of the future than others of his ilk. There is indeed documented evidence of these predictions spanning several years, and most of them have been proven correct.
 
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