Don't worry if you can't find the pics--I have a reliable source indicating his penis will be on the cover of Madden 2012. The Madden jinx just kicked in a little prematurely.
NFL Talk - 2010-11 Season
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Don't worry if you can't find the pics--I have a reliable source indicating his penis will be on the cover of Madden 2012. The Madden jinx just kicked in a little prematurely.
That's sig worthy, right there.
You want them for bragging rights, don't you? "See, I'm better hung than a future Hall of Fame QB".
Don't worry if you can't find the pics--I have a reliable source indicating his penis will be on the cover of Madden 2012. The Madden jinx just kicked in a little prematurely.
I have so many comments lined up about penetrating the defense, hitting the tight end, and 'field general' I'm waiting to bust out.
That's sig worthy, right there.
You want them for bragging rights, don't you? "See, I'm better hung than a future Hall of Fame QB".
I'd gladly take the smaller junk if I could get paid $16M a year.
At least take a picture of it in 'gameday shape,' not straight out of the ice bath.
It's also not a particularly impressive penis I might say. Is any woman/gay man turned on by something like that?
This woman wasn't. Being experienced, I realize that a non aroused penis isn't always indicative of full length/girth, but my first thought was, "Did he take that shot after icing down after the game?"
I can't say I was very impressed either. Guess I was expecting a little more.
I think the only people who like the Jets even a little bit right now are Jets fans.
I don't mind the Jets too much, by I hate that cocky fat bastard, Rex Ryan. Oh lordy, I want them to lose only so he can lose.
Also because they're playing Denver this weekend. But any other weekend, it's just to see Ryan fall.
Also because they're playing Denver this weekend. But any other weekend, it's just to see Ryan fall.
As a Jets fan, let me just say to everyone--your agony nourishes us. It is beautiful to behold. Thank you for it.
I'd like to take this opportunity to point out that the Jets still have games against the Lions, Browns, and Bengals, and Bills coming up, with our only genuinely difficult games being against New England in Foxboro and against the Steelers in Pittsburgh. So have fun watching us in the playoff this year!
I'd like to take this opportunity to point out that the Jets still have games against the Lions, Browns, and Bengals, and Bills coming up, with our only genuinely difficult games being against New England in Foxboro and against the Steelers in Pittsburgh. So have fun watching us in the playoff this year!
At the half, KC - 14, Houston - 7.
Wooo!!!
Wooo!!!
At halftime Philly 21, Atlanta 7....with Kolb at quarterback. Keep it up, Kolb. Nothing better than Michael Vick becoming irrelevant while being sidelined. 
I've been watching the Baltimore vs Patriots game, pretty impressive so far imo. It's still close, but I wouldn't bet on the Patriots at this point...
Fantastic!
The Rams looked like they wanted to revert to their old ways in the 3rd quarter, but the defense did very well overall, and Steven Jackson....what can you say about him? They need to invent some new superlatives. Those runs on the last drive were absolute dream killers.
He's a Monster.
The Rams looked like they wanted to revert to their old ways in the 3rd quarter, but the defense did very well overall, and Steven Jackson....what can you say about him? They need to invent some new superlatives. Those runs on the last drive were absolute dream killers.
He's a Monster.
Dear world,
Fuck this gay earth, and fuck the goddamn gutless worthless sacks of shit also known as the fucking retarded-ass, ugly whore-children also known as the motherfucking Chicago shithole Bears.
Dear Lovie Smith,
Why the fuck would you try to have Robbie Gould hit a 54-yard field goal? Jesus, just because he barely cleared a 53-yarder last week doesn't mean he's suddenly Jason Elam. Fucking Christ. Kill yourself.
Dear Mike Martz,
I know you hate running the ball with the fury of a thousand suns, but, fuck, man, you could at least try something other than the Ron Turner "run up the gut" strategy. Also, have you not learned by now that you do not have the goddamn offensive line to make Cutler do 7-step drops? Christ, he's making a decent receiving corps out of those scrubs, and you're going to get him killed. I'm pretty sure he's on track to demolish Carr's record for sacks, even after missing a game. Putting in a tight end to protect Cutler's blind side may not, in fact, be a bad idea.
Dear Mike Tice,
Watch some game tape from last year and see how fucking terrible Frank Omiyale was at tackle. Then, after you do that and also watch today's game tape, if you ever feel the urge to put him on the outside ever again, eat a gun immediately.
Dear Devin Hester,
You are ridiculous. You tied Brian Mitchell's record, and you've got many years ahead of you. Way to go.
Dear Earl Bennett,
God damn, son. You fucking destroyed the Seattle punter on Hester's runback. Nice.
Dear Lance Briggs,
Holy holy holy holy holy shit, get better soon. Urlacher's slowing down quickly, and he desperately needs you at his side.
Dear Robbie Gould,
Don't feel bad, buddy.
You're still lights-out from inside 50 yards. It's not your fault that your head coach is a barely functional retard. I still love you.
Dear Matt Forte,
Looks like Chester Taylor just took your starting job, as he, unlike you, doesn't go down after the first hint of contact.
Dear Bears Offensive Line,
I ... I just have no words anymore. You have broken my soul. I can't even muster up anger. That you are utterly pathetic and Bad At Football and entirely incapable of doing anything against a defensive line that puts up more fight than a newborn puppy is simply a fact of life, now. Your mothers are whores and your fathers are harlots and deceivers. You have no spirit, no energy, no enthusiasm whatsoever. You simply don't care. And that's the most disgusting thing of all. It'd be hilarious, if it weren't so pathetic.
Dear Jerry Angelo,
You built the group of sad-sack miscreants you call an offensive line, so you take the blame. Get raped by Michael Clarke Duncan. Fuck you. This team wouldn't be nearly as bad if A) you held the coaches accountable and B) you didn't systematically remove role players who show shreds of talent in favor of keeping Rashied Fucking Davis for another goddamn year. I hate you so goddamn much.
With no hugs or kisses whatsoever,
Tim
Fuck this gay earth, and fuck the goddamn gutless worthless sacks of shit also known as the fucking retarded-ass, ugly whore-children also known as the motherfucking Chicago shithole Bears.
Dear Lovie Smith,
Why the fuck would you try to have Robbie Gould hit a 54-yard field goal? Jesus, just because he barely cleared a 53-yarder last week doesn't mean he's suddenly Jason Elam. Fucking Christ. Kill yourself.
Dear Mike Martz,
I know you hate running the ball with the fury of a thousand suns, but, fuck, man, you could at least try something other than the Ron Turner "run up the gut" strategy. Also, have you not learned by now that you do not have the goddamn offensive line to make Cutler do 7-step drops? Christ, he's making a decent receiving corps out of those scrubs, and you're going to get him killed. I'm pretty sure he's on track to demolish Carr's record for sacks, even after missing a game. Putting in a tight end to protect Cutler's blind side may not, in fact, be a bad idea.
Dear Mike Tice,
Watch some game tape from last year and see how fucking terrible Frank Omiyale was at tackle. Then, after you do that and also watch today's game tape, if you ever feel the urge to put him on the outside ever again, eat a gun immediately.
Dear Devin Hester,
You are ridiculous. You tied Brian Mitchell's record, and you've got many years ahead of you. Way to go.
Dear Earl Bennett,
God damn, son. You fucking destroyed the Seattle punter on Hester's runback. Nice.
Dear Lance Briggs,
Holy holy holy holy holy shit, get better soon. Urlacher's slowing down quickly, and he desperately needs you at his side.
Dear Robbie Gould,
Don't feel bad, buddy.
Dear Matt Forte,
Looks like Chester Taylor just took your starting job, as he, unlike you, doesn't go down after the first hint of contact.
Dear Bears Offensive Line,
I ... I just have no words anymore. You have broken my soul. I can't even muster up anger. That you are utterly pathetic and Bad At Football and entirely incapable of doing anything against a defensive line that puts up more fight than a newborn puppy is simply a fact of life, now. Your mothers are whores and your fathers are harlots and deceivers. You have no spirit, no energy, no enthusiasm whatsoever. You simply don't care. And that's the most disgusting thing of all. It'd be hilarious, if it weren't so pathetic.
Dear Jerry Angelo,
You built the group of sad-sack miscreants you call an offensive line, so you take the blame. Get raped by Michael Clarke Duncan. Fuck you. This team wouldn't be nearly as bad if A) you held the coaches accountable and B) you didn't systematically remove role players who show shreds of talent in favor of keeping Rashied Fucking Davis for another goddamn year. I hate you so goddamn much.
With no hugs or kisses whatsoever,
Tim
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A 54yrd att? 
was going through their minds.
Dear Chiefs:
You had it. You fucked it up. Welcome back.
Dear Officials at Houston:
Get some new glasses.
was going through their minds.Dear Chiefs:
You had it. You fucked it up. Welcome back.
Dear Officials at Houston:
Get some new glasses.
Timby....I'm sensing some vibes from you towards the Chicago Bears that I'm interpreting as fairly hostile. I'm sure I'm mistaken. 
That was one hell of a kick off return by Dez Bryant of the Cowboys to net 37 yards out of literally nothing as he bounced off tackler after tackler......which was nullified by an idiotic penalty by number 20. 
EDIT--and now Romo threw an interception. Perfect.
Dez, Dez, Dez--I'm starting to wish you'd been drafted by another team.
EDIT--and now Romo threw an interception. Perfect.
Dez, Dez, Dez--I'm starting to wish you'd been drafted by another team.- Status