New To Voyager

[Guy Gardener]

She uses math, statistics really, to chose her perfect mate.

And as far as the hologram goes, why have the experience levels set to starting character?

Chakotay the person, as much as Chakotay the Hologram would be a challenge to seduce and achieve victory over. In game language Seven had already probably clocked Kim twice before moving on to Chuckles.

 

[Garren]

DS9 has Garak, the greatest ST character ever. It also has Major Kira, for my money the best conceived and best-acted female ST character.

I would agree about Major Kira but I hated her. Really, really hate her. But it's her character I hate and I wouldn't change her character at all because it serves the story.

 

[Guy Gardener]

My pants did not like her hair cut in the beginning.

My pants changed their minds eventually.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

I grew to have a pleasant appreciation of Major Kira. After about the third rewatch.

 

[Guy Gardener]

You're a hard woman.

It only took my pants 2 seasons to warm up to her.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

My pants never warmed up! I developed an intellectual and sympathetic appreciation because, Occupation!

Tell me your secret.

 

[Guy Gardener]

Fabric softener.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

I am doomed.

 

[Guy Gardener]

Too much starch can have that effect.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Stiffness?

But..

 

[Guy Gardener]

Sharp creases?

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

All this is from another era, an era that cared.

 

[Guy Gardener]

I have never separated my whites and colours.

Everything I have ever owned has been colourfast.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Of course it is! This is the way things are now.

And yet, many will tell you otherwise. They cling to these dumbass memes of laundry long past. They are truly afraid that if they throw it all in at once there will be a tie dye shitstorm.

 

[Guy Gardener]

It's the Michael Jackson episode of The Simpsons.

Wearing a Pink shirt to work will land you in a sanatorium.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Yes, luddites. Or people who live in the country.

 

[Guy Gardener]

Ma and Pa Kettle do not exist any more.

Even the worst Hillbillies have at least first generation ipads.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Definitely a gender divide here. I know many women who pride themselves on their utterly unnecessary laundry separation skills.

 

[Guy Gardener]

Ritual Masturbation preparation.

It's also a buffer to make sure that no one else is in the house/garage because it's really, really slutty to just dump everything in there unsorted and plant your business on the bucking lid.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

That happened in first season Mad Men. When everyone was super repressed.